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Harry/Sinistra?

Discussion in 'Story Search' started by Othalan, Jul 6, 2008.

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  1. Othalan

    Othalan Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    I found one on FF.N, but it turned out to be an unreadably horrific mauling of the English language. The only other fics featuring Prof. Sinistra in a 'ship, that I could find, were Snape/Sinistra, which irreparably wounds my soul to even think about (Snape should NEVER be paired with someone who's supposedly hot).

    So, are there any good ones out there? And if there aren't, well, why the hell not?
     
  2. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Sinistra is supposedly hot?
     
  3. Ragon

    Ragon Dark Lord

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    I think thats fandom not canon.
     
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    The Harry Potter fandom is developing canon all its own...
     
  5. Blaise

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    Sinistra is a fat bitch with saggy va-jay-jay, lopsided tits, and removable teeth. When she's not fapping to constelation charts, she's getting a train run on her by Firenze, Flitwick, Mr. Filch, and Fwaa ( remember that troll from the first book? Yeah, his brother took over for him). Her anal cavity has calcified sperm deposits, and students once caught a house elf fucking her in the ear.

    The ear.
     
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    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

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    Jul 6, 2008 #6
    At first I was like...

    and then I was like...
     
  7. Ragon

    Ragon Dark Lord

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    Damn. What else can you say but DAMN!!!




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    DAMN!
     
  8. Othalan

    Othalan Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Meh, so says fanon, anyway. I'm just bored with most the other pairings out there, so I'm lookin' for something new.
     
  9. The Fine Balance

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    Then you are exceedingly inarticulate.


    I had tried to find some good Harry/Teacher pairing too, but besides this one, I couldn't really find any.
     
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    No making fun of me.
     
  11. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    You did read the one, that's in the Harry/Sinistra-Filter, then? Only 5 chapters, and nearly a year since the last update, but anyway: Lux Aeterna, by Ombra Mage?
     
  12. Lucullus

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    Fail; instant and utter fail. Manipulative Dumbledore and Snape who are also stealing Harry's gold, Sinistra applying a glamour which hides her true gorgeous appearance (she has green hair too, OMGWTFBBQ) and all around bad grammar. Need I say more?
     
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    Err ...
    That.

    I hadn't read it, now I'm not anxious to. Looks like there's nothing good around then, OP.


    In Harry/X, 'X' is always supposedly hot. Because otherwise, no one'd do Harry/X in the first place.

    I have proof, too: If 'X' is Snape, suddenly Snape is 'supposedly hot'. Y'know, what with his long, sleek hair, that's gleaming in the torchlight ...
     
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  14. Othalan

    Othalan Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Yes, I did. Well, at least the first chapter, and half of the second. I was referring to it in my first post when I mentioned the only one I could find being "an unreadably horrific mauling of the English language".
     
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