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Harry's Wand.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Chaotic Harmony, Nov 10, 2008.

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  1. Chaotic Harmony

    Chaotic Harmony Third Year

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    Well I saw and ad while browsing FF.net for "Authentic" Harry Potter wands. So, lured in by the unconscious homoerotic innuendo I clicked it and was rewarded with this!

    Harry's Wand!

    OHMIGAWD! It's so authentic it has THREE extra inches!!!!!

    Wait. Is that before or after polishing?
    or in between?

    EDIT: I guess it would have helped if I stated that the ad said "Grasp Harry's Powerful Wand!"

     
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  2. Blaise

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    Nov 10, 2008 #2
  3. artenry

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    Nov 10, 2008 #3
    Lawl.
    Looks like some kind of magic wand...

    :awesome
     
  4. lucifer

    lucifer Fourth Year

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    Harry's wand kinda looks like beef jerky or pepperoni stick things.
     
  5. Aekiel

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    Nov 10, 2008 #5
    Looks more like an anal probe to me >_>.
     
  6. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    That's the first thing I thought when I saw the Elder Wand.

    (As if we needed any more proof that Dumbledore was gay...)
     
  7. Knox

    Knox The Last Remnant DLP Supporter

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    I'm sure I've seen something that resembles that elder wand, Hmmmm Oh I know, A Dildo I saw in a Porno once ;)
     
  8. Muttering Condolences

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    The wand they are selling is 14 inches, Harry's is nine, was it not?
     
  9. Lindow

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    I'm pretty sure it's 11.
     
  10. Swimdraconian

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    That depends on which wand you're talking about.
     
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