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Oneshot Heir to the Weasley throne by Xayne - T

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by Lord Osiris, Feb 23, 2006.

  1. Lord Osiris

    Lord Osiris Auror

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    Title: Heir to the Weasley Throne
    Author: Xayne
    Rating: T
    Genre: Humor
    Pairing: Harry/Pansy
    Status: Complete
    Summary: [AU] In Harry's sixth year, he begins preparing for Voldemort in earnest. He finds escape in the form of a competition hosted by the Weasley twins to crown the best prankster at Hogwarts, and comfort in the arms of an unexpected girl.

    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1975304/1/


    A fic i haven't seen posted here, thought it was quite good as well. Powerful harry, independent and also in training. More humor then any other Genre though.
     
  2. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    I read this ages ago. I cant even remember most of it. It was pretty funny but I didnt like how she went back to Malfoy in the end.
     
  3. sirius009

    sirius009 Minister of Magic

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    i dont like the pairing normally but when pansy goes back to malfoy it sucks, otherwise decent but not really impressive..
     
  4. TheIllusiveOne

    TheIllusiveOne Raptured to Hell

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    Bah. This shits boring. Harry feels all bad for Malfoy breaking up with Gin-slut? He's too nice. I woulda bitch slapped Ron if he ignored me to stare at Hermione all day like that.

    *Sigh* I kept reading a bit, Jesus, Pansy is a major slut and Harry falls for her?
     
  5. TheIllusiveOne

    TheIllusiveOne Raptured to Hell

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    *vomits*
     
  6. oldmagic

    oldmagic Seventh Year

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    wow. that is the kinda shit i don;t like to read. it's just too akward. i couldn't bare to read that anylonger.
     
  7. darklordmike

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    Huh. I'm not really sure why this is in Humor/Parody. I read half of it, and there's not a single laugh to be had. The focus is solely on Harry vs. Draco in quidditch and Harry becoming close to Pansy while they serve detention together. There's a prank war, but even that isn't played for laughs.

    I'd say that 'General' or 'Romance' is more appropriate, but I don't think this belongs in the library at all. It's flat-out boring.

    2/5
     
  8. Perspicacity

    Perspicacity Destroyer of Worlds ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I agree about the lack of humor; it's too dark and cynical to live there.

    I read this awhile back--it's a very old piece for HP fanfiction, if I remember right--and feel it's "almost recommended" if put into context with the times, when even contemplating such a pairing was the height of avant garde. Compared with modern pieces, where Harry/Pansy is no longer taboo and Harry/Slytherin is the new fad, it's truly nothing special. I'll probably give it a 3/5 because I think it's closer to 2.5/5 and my vote will average out to that with Darklordmike's ballot.
     
  9. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    It was okay. Barely even interesting. A few parts here and there stand out, but over-all this is a forgettable piece that barely makes the grade. 3.5/5
     
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