Leeeerrrrooooyyyyy Jeeeennnnkkkkkiiiinnnnnsssss.........just because I could. Oh and I signed.

 

"Dont forget that crazy, slightly deranged Vash character there at the DLP" poisoning our Harry/Ginny fanfiction with those Harry/anything with a boobs and an ass stories. It is ruining fanfiction everywhere.

They actually expect us to speell correctly how dare they. They also expect us to stop writing stories where Harry falls in love with Giny after a mysterous dream, then Harrry and Ginny start fucking like rabbits at twelve years old. Durig a break in babymaking time Harry gooes to Gringotts and finds out he is so totally like the richest, most powerfu, heir of Godric, Hegla, Salazaar, Rowena, Merlin, and anyone else you can posssible tink of.

DOWN WITH DLP!!"

 

Truth.
Fuck 'em, the place was turning into 4chan anyway.

Tits or GTFO!

I mean, really. Why say something insightful when you can post a picture instead.

Amiright?

 

Maybe in order to show our strength of opinion we should start a second anti-DLP petition?

 

*face palms* I'm not even going to bother...

 

Why don't we start an anti-DLP-petition petition?

 

Did you mean an anti-anti-DLP petition?

 

Exactly, sir. Though that might lulzkill something bad...

 

Wouldn't that just be a SAVE DLP petition?

 

I actually did one from the side of someone supporting DLP. Copy/pasta of good, ol' Cicero, actually.

An opinion has now been established, dangerous to the fanfiction community and harmful to us all- that, in the literary world, grammar, no matter how bad it may be, may not be condemned.

I, O judges, have undertaken this cause as DLP's defense with the greatest good wishes and expectation on the part of the fanfiction community, not in order to increase the unpopularity of this site, but to relieve it from the discredit which I share with it.

For I have brought before you a man in whose case, by acting justly, you have an opportunity of retrieving the lost credit of your judicial proceedings, of regaining your credit with the fanfiction community, and of giving satisfaction to others who have been, thus wise, abused; a forum, the keepers of quality fanfiction of the slash-free variety, the protectors of grammar and punctutation, the givers of protection and sanitation from all things Ginny, the friends and benefactors of the Harry Potter fanfiction community.

And if you come to a decision about this forum with justice and a due regard to your oaths, that authority which ought to remain in you will cling to you still; but if these fools daft words shall break down the sanctity and honesty of this court of justice, at least I shall achieve this, that it shall be plain that it was honest judgment that was found wanting to the fanfiction community.

 

Mine are currently 129-136. Why? for the lulz of course ^.^

edit: who did the 'George Zimmer' sigs?

 

Signed.

Because those bastards don't support HP/DM/SS

 

You, Barack Obama, are going to win the election...(Err...was that in doubt? Not been in touch the last month and a half...)

 

no by the looks of it its tied at the moment but if Obama makes any more fuck ups, or Micky calls him on the flip flop of the gun issue the SC decided today he'll probably loose.
Edit: or if Israel attacks Iran starting a war Micky will win.

 

This is about DLP politics, not real politics, losers.

DOWN WIF DLP!!!!111!1!elevenhundred-eleventy1

 

If enough people sign this, surely there will be a change! I will show my support to your cause.

 

Don't you know?
If DLP continues... the terrorists have won.
Signed

 

We must stamp out the Evil that is DLP. And damn you Illution I tried to scroll and it didnt work now Im sad.

 

I'm sure he probably has the link on Favorites, ain't funny that Liberals are all for Free speech except that which disagrees with their opinion.