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Here Comes Harry Potter! by Hybrid Blade - T

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by Mech Angel.V.2., Jun 21, 2006.

1.2857142686844/5, 7 votes
  1. Mech Angel.V.2.

    Mech Angel.V.2. Second Year

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    Jun 21, 2006 #1
    Title: Here comes Harry Potter!
    Author: Hybrid Blade(Me)
    Rating: T
    Genre: Humor,General
    Pairing: More than likely Honks
    Status: WIP
    Summary: AU as of HBP. NonHBP compliant. Harry gets super powers and picks off Voldemort's forces. Makes fun of cliches, bashes good ol' dumbledore, and Harry gets a girlfriend who's an auror to boot!
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3002026/1/

    Im pissed. I had to redo the entire chapter in a span of 10 minutes. If the first chapter sucks too bad for you, blame my horrible computer. Harry travels the world soon, all that's happened so far is i've bashed the Merlin/Magic/Founder gives Harry mega powers cliche. Soon he'll be fighting, but... Yeah, I had to redo a lot. I am not happy with this chapter.
     
  2. Stalicon

    Stalicon High Inquisitor

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    Jun 22, 2006 #2
    I'll wait for what others have to say about it before I give it a shot.
     
  3. Shade Emrys

    Shade Emrys Third Year

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    Jun 22, 2006 #3
    Not a bad start for a 10 min. redo. I have seen worse chapters written by people who have spent hours on a chapter.
     
  4. darklordmike

    darklordmike Headmaster

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    Aug 4, 2009 #4
    These quotes ought to give you an idea of the quality here. There is only one, 900-word chapter, and it features Merlin appearing in Harry's room on his birthday to grant superpowers to his heir.

    It's supposed to be a parody, I think, but the humor is lost on me.

    1/5
     
  5. Scrittore

    Scrittore Groundskeeper

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    Aug 4, 2009 #5
    Well it's an unfinished fic along with only being one chapter. I didn't find it humorous, and this is definitely not Library or even Recycle Bin worthy.

    This about sums up this fic for me:

    Those three words being used alone = Do Not Want.

    I agree, it wasn't funny.

    I'm going to go ahead and rate this fic 1/5.
     
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2009
  6. Perspicacity

    Perspicacity Destroyer of Worlds ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Aug 4, 2009 #6
    I have to agree with Mike. Not Library worthy.

    1/5 because the humor doesn't age well (and statements like "I wrote this in ten minutes" just piss me off).
     
  7. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Sep 6, 2009 #7
    So the idea is that upon his magical maturation, Harry gets a longer penis. The logic is completely lost on me. The writing itself is a wreck.

    [​IMG]

    I give it a Soulja Boy out of a Tapuc Shakur (that's one star everyone).
     
  8. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    I'd like to know how this even got into the humor section.
     
  9. Psychotic Cat

    Psychotic Cat Chief Warlock

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    Sep 12, 2009 #9

    Hmm... maybe it was never posted in review first and no one noticed it.

    Shit, one chapter with no chance of more... 1/5
     
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