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Hoes on my D***

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Evran, Jan 7, 2011.

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  1. Evran

    Evran Dark Lord Grimwulf DLP Supporter

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    Jan 7, 2011 #1
  2. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    Jan 7, 2011 #2
    ...What did I just watch? :facepalm
     
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  3. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Jan 7, 2011 #3
    Everything that kid does creeps me the fuck out...

    ...because he's not a kid, and damn-near 40 years old or something.

    EDIT: the tags make me lol:

     
    Last edited: Jan 7, 2011
  4. Dark-Stallion

    Dark-Stallion Professor

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    Jan 7, 2011 #4
    What the?

    Hoes on my dick because I look like the pope?

    What has been seen...
     
  5. Blorcyn

    Blorcyn Chief Warlock DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Jan 7, 2011 #5
    The 'Contradictions, man, look that word up mother fucker' line made it, I think, even more than the pope one. I'd never heard of Andy Milonakis before, I can't believe he's thirty four.
     
  6. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Jan 13, 2011 #6
    I had previously forgotten that Andy Milonakis existed. OP, I will hate you forever for reminding me of his existence.

    EDIT: JB, he was born in 1976 according to wikipedia.
     
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  7. Jericho

    Jericho Sixth Year

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    Jan 13, 2011 #7
    I dislike you for bringing this to my attention.
    What exactly does Andy Milonakis (the white guy that looks like an old women I'm assuming) do as I have never heard of him.
    Judging from his performance it has nothing to do with rapping or music in general.
    Was he a child star or something?

    Edit: A comedian who gained fame from internet videos according to google. Also, from Wikipedia: 'Milonakis guest starred in Cartoon Network's Adventure Time as NEPTR, the Never Ending Pie Throwing Robot.'

    What a wide range of talent he possesses.
     
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  8. Scrib

    Scrib The Chosen One

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    Jan 13, 2011 #8
    I couldn't decide whether Andy Milonakis had just skipped puberty or had always looked like a lesbian. As a result I loled throughout the entire thing.
     
  9. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Jan 14, 2011 #9
    Licorice necklace - I look like madonna.
    Ridin' in my car and I looks like a rasta.
    Shout-out wolfpack, man I looks so gorgeous.
    When I got punched, man I got so cautious.
    New contract now I'm buying new porsches;
    So many clothes, got the walk in closets.

    Thirty-three dicks and my skin ain't porous.
    Three little bears and I serve them all the porridge.
    Hoes on my dick cause I look like a dead man
    Hoes on my dick cause I treat'em like a bedpan -
    Hit'em with the left hand; get real creepy.
    Hoes on my dick when I make'em real sleepy.
    Flow like weepy; hoes on my pee-pee,
    Hubble telescope and y'all still can't see me.

    Hoes on my dick cause I looks like grandma.
    Damn Base God, pinky ring like Santa.
    Hoes on my dick cause I looks like Fanta,
    Met a cool girl and her boyfriend's homeless.
    I'm so beautiful I look like Moses;
    I look like Fabio; young Ted Danson.
    Bitches on my dick cause I look like Marilyn Manson.
    I look like, Bill Gates mixed with Obama.

    Fuck, little hoes, in the mouth, from south
    And the north east west - I do it on the chest.
    Who's the motherfucker in the limegreen vest ?
    It's Lil' b, Young Base; Lil' G, young face.
    Fuck Diddy, fuck Ma$e; fuck love, fuck hate.
    Clean and dope, like heroin soap.
    Got hoes on my dick cause I look like the pope!


    /poetry