Title: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles
Author: proudhousewife
Rating: K
Genre: Adventure/Mystery
Library: Humor
Chapters: 14
Words: 13,415
Updated: Oct 25, 2014
Published: Aug 25, 2014
Status: Work in Progress

Summary: Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann

Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

For me there is no doubt. 5/5 easily. Praise the lord for giving us such a bounteous fic.

 

Seems to be just anti religion self fellatio. ⅝/5 rounded up to 1.

 

I feel like this was posted in the wtf fics thread. Maybe it was the porny spin-off. Either way, it's a bad fic, and your description of it makes it pretty clear you're trolling.
1/5, because 0/5 isn't an option.

 

Shite. /10char.

 

This story doesn't even deserve to be in the trash bin. It deserves to be thrown off the forum.
My only regret is that I cannot rate this lower than 1/5
On the other hand, well written troll fic with less typos than usual, but it also misses the essential humor that genuinely good troll fics have. It seems to be just bad enough that its not good, instead of so bad its good like Harry Becomes a Communist or 30 Hs

 

6,513 reviews for 13,415 words. That's almost a review for every couple of words. *sigh*

On the bright side, this fic has the perfect average of 1.00 for 10 votes here on DLP. 10 terribles in a row. Surely that's some sort of record?

 

This is a parody right?!

It was genuinely painful to read (1/5), because either it's not a parody or doesn't have any appealing humour.

 

It's a parody. The final chapter makes it super obvious. I just admire it for easily it trolled people, but I don't think it's that funny as a trollfic.

 

On one hand, it's the best poe I've ever read. One the other, reading it was kind of painful and there's really no point in reading it twice.

No. It's a nice rec, but not worth archiving.