Ladies and Gents, since we were tricked into signing up for OkCupid by Mordac's test, out of my searching I have discovered a Harry Potter related one on their site.

From the author:

Well then, anyone who knows me knows that I love books. I read far too many of them, if I keep up at this rate... I will have read them all. Any case, i've recently finished the "Harry Potter" series... and it was surprisingly good... so here is the quiz to let you know which of the four Hogwarts Houses you belong in... I'll try not to put too many "Insider" things about the books! This isn't about how much you know about Harry Potter... it's a personality thing... Promise!

For those who dont know what a sorting hat is, or are just curious about this test but know nothing about the Harry Potter books... keep reading. I'll tell you! Everyone else can just go on in and find out where you land.


The sorting hat is Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry's way of putting students into their 'houses.' Think of it as a magical way of finding out what kind of person the student is, and what kind of people the student would most get along with. There are four houses, each named for the professor who founded it... each had a very different idea of what kind of person should be taught. Take the test to find out where you would land after the sorting hat had spoken...

Since we already knew all that stuff, flash forward to taking the test, HERE.


The test is obviously flawed, since:

Ravenclaw!
The Sorting Hat has spoken! You've got 40 House Points! Head of House: Professor Flitwick House Colors: Blue and Bronze
House Animal: Eagle
The imminent Ravenclaw chose her students based on pure smarts... and you have that... you are one smart puppy. Good to have in a pinch. Perhaps there are more important things than books and studying though... However, I still salute you... you make life better for all of us. Ravenclaw is known for it's intellectuals!
Some students of Ravenclaw House... Padma Patil, Terry Boot, Stewart Ackerly



Bah, I always score Slytherin on these sort of things.

 

I'm pretty sure a sorting test like this gets posted by noobs at least one a year.

 

Head of House: Professor Flitwick
House Colors: Blue and Bronze
House Animal: Eagle The imminent Ravenclaw chose her students based on pure smarts... and you have that... you are one smart puppy. Good to have in a pinch. Perhaps there are more important things than books and studying though... However, I still salute you... you make life better for all of us. Ravenclaw is known for it's intellectuals!


That was a sucky test, one of the question's wasnt a question......

 

Not the greatest test since I didn't want to answer at least 3 of them with the available answers.

But I'm Ravenclaw, 45 points.

 

The maker of this quiz assumes Ravenclaws are the only non-retarded Hogwarts members...

All of the choices are basically bunk except the intelligent ones, hence almost everyone will get Ravenclaw.

 

Haha, yeah. Ravenclaw here as well.

 

Head of House: Severus Snape
House Colors: Green and Silver
House Animal: Serpent
Slytherin chose his students based on cunning, ambition, greed, and how "Pure" their blood was. You will do ANYTHING to get ahead in life (or most anything). On the plus side, your ambition may be a good thing... more often than not you have your own motives. And you keep them very hidden indeed. Either way, you will more than likely accomplish the goals you set for yourself... for good or evil.

Wow! I must be stupid.

 

I got Ravenclaw too, the questions in this test were stupid for the most part.

 

This is the fucking worst test I have ever done.

 

Ravenclaw, holy shit those questions were fucking stupid.

 

I got freakin ravenclaw also. Its a broken test.

 

The Sorting Hat has spoken! You've got 59 House Points!



Because I just don't care.

Also, on the dog attacking you question, did anyone else think "where is the 'just run away' option"?

Aekiel

 

Incredibly obvious test.

 

On the point of the dog, I thought about that too, but if its Fluffy, its likely you'd be overtaken and bitten in three in a few strides.

 

Hufflepuff here too.
*shrugs*

 

I'm not even going to try. I almost always get Gryffindor on these kinds of things... at least until I figure out how to slant the answers to get whatever House I feel like.

 

That was the worst test I ever took... The questions were just so obvious. I tried to answer honestly and I got Hufflepuff. I'm the one no other house wanted. Honestly. I usually get Slytherin on these things, but on one I got Griffendore, which I was loath to admit was the most accurate test I've ever taken. (and even that wasn't brilliant)

 

lol if you're a slytherin, exploiting the weakness of your enemy is too smart for you, you've go to find somebody as bait.

They should've just asked:

Who would you rather fuck?
Ginny
Luna
Daphne
(no hufflepuff because who wants to touch one of those girls?)

the end.

 

I stopped right there.