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Holy Wars

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Darius, Mar 9, 2008.

  1. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    100 Gold, is that all? O.O

    Hmm... maybe you only receive 10% when we make 10 gold or more in an attack. After all, you can't get 0.5 or a coin.

    And I just noticed that plunders aren't included. >_< PvP and Order battles only.

    Yak.
     
  2. Jamven

    Jamven Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    WTF?!?!

    Got this twice while trying to plunder
     
  3. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ROFL :D

    Jamven = Michael Jackson

    .

    Top plunder so far!
    Your attack on a city and the plundering of its taverna and market is a success.
    557 Gold, 10 XP

    =====
    Farms
    =====

    These are peeps I've hit twice, and had reasonable loot both times. The amount of gold I got from them is listed here.

    bx4life Lv4
    41, 37 (ie. I got 41 gold last night, and 37 gold today)

    blath Lv4 - This guy has a dagger and growing stats, he probably won't be farmable for long.
    27, 22

    hu2xhua Lv4
    64, 58

    (new)
    bsktball6 Lv2
    51, 36

    I've only hit these targets once.

    (newer)
    dylanwells11 Lv2
    34 (I've just moved out of range to attack again)

    (newerest)
    littleren13 Lv5
    73, 39

    (newerester)
    <snip> I'm not posting more until I get some back.

    Rape them. Rape them all.

    I'll update the list as I find more.

    Post your farms. We'll all grow better, quicker.

    If you attack these farms, tell us what loot you got!

    Yak.
     
    Last edited: Mar 11, 2008
  4. Neo2b

    Neo2b First Year

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    You manage to conquer a hostile enemy castle and make off with a rich haul.
    647[​IMG]

    ;)

    I'm almost level 6 and here are my stats:

    Total HP : 7 At : 13 D : 19 Ag : 13 S : 12

    Victories : 31 Defeats : 3 Gold captured : 945 [​IMG]

    Edit: I have 4x +50 LE elixirs and 10x +100 LE elixirs

    List of targets to attack:

    HOUSE OF PAIN (202 haul)
    Tummum (70 haul)
     
    Last edited: Mar 11, 2008
  5. The Sour Kraut

    The Sour Kraut Seventh Year

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    Got 39 From him.

    Humsin
    I got 26 from him. Looks like he spends all his money on weapons & co., meaning he has crappy stats and much gold until he has enough to buy something.
     
  6. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    I love you Yak.
     
  7. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Do you know how weird it is to have Dexter stare into my eyes and say that?

    [​IMG]

    It is disturbing. I am disturbed.

    Now I'm going to have to visit the Scientologists to get my mind cleansed. And de-gayed.

    Yak.
    disturbed by dexter
     
  8. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Hm? Everyone knows Miami is the San Francisco of the East Coast.
     
  9. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I'm in and I chose Pagan. Name's PirateJack.

    Aekiel
     
  10. hchan1

    hchan1 Sixth Year

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    I have a small, growing list of rapes as well.

    cadets2103 (lvl4) - Stupid stat build, got 30+ gold off him.
    carman123 (lvl4) - Weak, 30+ gold.
    linota (lvl4) - Weak, 30+ gold.
    frogfish (lvl4) - Level 1 in all stats, an idiot. 20+ gold.

    Newbs probably won't last long, so hit them while you can. And, Neo2b, wow, you sure hit the jackpot with your finds. O_O
     
    Last edited: Mar 11, 2008
  11. Neo2b

    Neo2b First Year

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    I've done a bit of testing and there are some things that really stand out:

    * Your residence, 3 of my 6 defeats were caused by their defence bonus (my stats were a lot higher than theirs). I think you'd have a better chance at defeating some attackers when your residence is upgraded heavily. <- Level 11 anyone?

    * A horse, the other 3 defeats were against opponents with lower stats, but they had a horse. It'd probably be better to have one when, otherwise you'll probably get raped. <- Level 11 anyone?

    That's it for now though :)
     
  12. The Sour Kraut

    The Sour Kraut Seventh Year

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    weathered lvl 3 - 54 gold

    drizztman55 lvl 4 - 45 gold

    I've got some really good ones too, but their names go to yak first for his good work. I'll post them here tomorrow.

    EDIT: lol, just found that in a profile of someone who was defeated 28 times and has 2 victories:
    "I may be just a beginer but in past online games i\'ve all ways been on top.
    Join me and you will rule this game like the last 24 online games i\'ve beaten with ease."
     
    Last edited: Mar 11, 2008
  13. hchan1

    hchan1 Sixth Year

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    From what I've read upgrading your house is a monumental waste of gold early, you're better off pumping your stats so that people are scared off of attacking you in the first place.

    Horse is seks though, no argument there. I should have the 3k horse either today or tomorrow.
     
  14. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    House is a waste because my character has to actually be there for it to be of any use to me. Personally, if my character isn't out bush-whacking unsuspecting victims, then he's working. So, he's never 'at home' anyway.

    Horse is awesome. The better horse you can buy, the better off you'll be.

    Yak.
     
  15. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Ditto. I'll look into a horse when I can, how much gold does it run you?
     
  16. Jamven

    Jamven Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Damnit, I just upgraded my house to.
     
  17. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    http://forum.holy-war.de/board/wbb_en/index.php?page=Thread&threadID=2923

    I'll sum it up:

    No matter what horse you buy you'll eventually want to get rid of it and buy a new one in later levels, like an Arabian. You don't get back any of the money you paid to raise it's stats.

    Welsh Horse at 3k seems to be what peeps recommend.
    Fjord Horse at 4k for one extra defence point is better over long term. Maybe.
    Pointou Donkey at 1k is recommended by one person in the last post. Everyone prior to that has dismissed pony/donkeys as bad value.

    What horses are available to you depends on your char level if you're buying from the Stables, or if a player is selling one in the Stalls then I think anyone can buy it as long as they have the money.

    Welsh is available from lvl8 and Fjord from lvl10 through the Stables.

    Welsh
    From level: 8
    Defense: +3
    Attack: +3
    Stamina: +3
    3000 gold

    Fjord Horse
    From level: 10
    Defense: +3
    Attack: +4
    Stamina: +3
    4000 gold

    http://forum.holy-war.de/board/wbb_en/index.php?page=Thread&threadID=18

    I'm pretty sure that when you view someones stats before you attack them, it shows you whether or not they have a horse, and what that horses stats are. If they outclass you on a horse, don't attack. I wish it'd also show you their weapons and armour. >_<

    Remember if your opponent has 7 HP and the horse has 5 HP, then your opponent effectively has 12 HP. All of the horses stats work like that.

    Yak.
     
    Last edited: Mar 12, 2008
  18. hchan1

    hchan1 Sixth Year

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    Wow, lucrative hits dry up pretty quickly. There're a LOT of people sniffing around the lower levels. A 200-gold hit turned into a 17 gold hit the second time. -_-

    Anyways, I have enough for a horsey, power-leveling so I can actually buy one now.

    EDIT: Leveled, bought my horsie, and it does indeed kick serious ass. Here are the only decent level 4 scrubs I found, got about 150 gold a hit off them each time.

    Veritasxace
    Cerrato
     
    Last edited: Mar 12, 2008
  19. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    I'm just going to plunder mostly since I don't have the time/patience to look for targets - should be at level 15 in a week or so...I'll probably buy a ticket since they're cheap.
     
  20. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I came across a Narutard. An uber-Narutard by the name of Saeed. He's Lvl 6, I'm 7. His stats are 10 across the board, mine are 18 (17 for stamina). He's had 62 defeats and only 15 victories. He's a Christian. I've still got about 100 life energy left. I'm ready to steamroll him. It's not even a contest.

    Yak gets pwned hard.

    He deals me 96 damage, and I deal him... 6.

    He wins and thieves 13 gold from me. I'm left bleeding on the side of the road with only 2 life points left out of 205. The only advantage he had was a wooden shield and a spear. I've crushed heaps of 'tards with the same.

    I can't believe this fluke. Saeed's as lucky as Harry 'bloody' Potter. So, I down a 100pt potion, and attack another weak opponent with mild trepidation. I'm still wondering, WTF?

    Pwned again!

    She did me 73 damage and I did her 35. She gets a miserable 2 gold from me. I'm left clutching my gonads with 32 life points left.

    Bitch had a sword, leather vest, and wooden shield. Other than that, she was as pathetic as the narutard.

    Lessons learned: Max Health. Armour.

    Yak.

    Edit: New Farm List
    Edit2: Newer Farm List

    * = Brand New Farms

    Level 2
    =======
    dylanwells11 Lv2 - 34

    Level 3
    =======
    bsktball6 Lv3 - 51, 36, 29
    Shadow100 Lv3 - 22
    weathered Lv3 - 54, 32

    Level 4
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    * Baileyninja Lv4 - 133
    bx4life Lv4 - 41, 37, 19, 27
    blath Lv4 - 27, 22, 19, 15
    cadets2103 Lv4 - 30, 45, 2
    carman123 Lv4 - 30, 13
    * ccrider Lv4 - 24
    * dallas101498 Lv4 - 23
    dizzi445 Lv4 77, 48, 85
    drizztman55 Lv4 - 45, 24, 28
    frogfish Lv4 - 20, 13
    * German Crusader Lv4 - 24
    hw08 Lv4 148, 83, 48
    hu2xhua Lv4 - 64, 58, 20
    * leadermole Lv4 - 40
    linota Lv4 - 30, 13
    Liliana_Willow Lv4 96, 4, 1
    * Rabere Lv4 - 42
    * Sabb Lv4 - 73
    * seussman94 Lv4 - 20
    Veritasxace Lv4 - 150, 131

    Level 5
    =======
    Demonicchaos Lv5 - 71, 56, 97, 79
    Humsin Lv5 - 26, 13
    littleren13 Lv5 - 73, 39, 11, 50
    Odenezen Lv5 - 58, 91, 70, 65
    Tummum Lv5 - 70, 65, 53, 35

    Level 6
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    bigdogsrock2 Lv6 - 74, 85, 38, 67
    HOUSE OF PAIN Lv6 - 202, 105, 96, 77

    As I get more responses on what gold you're getting from these farms, I'll be able to weed the useless ones out.

    eg. Carman 7 <-- u got 7 gold from Carman
    eg. Tummin 96 <-- and 96 gold from Tummin

    Feedback.

    Yak.
     
    Last edited: Mar 12, 2008
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