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Horse Love?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Cervus, Jul 28, 2006.

  1. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    You've got to check this out.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5223520.stm

     
  2. Spacks

    Spacks Order Member DLP Supporter

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    I can just see the shippers now.

    ff.net is gonna be flooded with Harry/Horse by next week or I'll eat my hat.
     
  3. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    What. The. Fuck.

    If that comes true, then I am never going fic hunting again. Ever.
     
  4. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    I'm sure someone can dig up a Harry/Centaur fic. Don't give them a reason too.
     
  5. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    I've seen it done before nonjon!

    I've also seen a Lucius/Buckbeak erotic relationship *shudders*

    10 bucks say the second those tickets go on sale they sell out to a bunch of fangirls hoping for a chance to see Harry Potters magic wand...
     
  6. The Dark Monarch

    The Dark Monarch Backtraced

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    Fue pretty much summed up my thoughts.

    I shudder at the thought of the fangirls.
     
  7. Xantam

    Xantam Denarii Host

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    500 bucks says that as soon as that play comes out nekkid pictures of Radcliffe will be all over the internet. Someone else can check if this is true for me. :)
     
  8. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    Hey, at least it's not Felton or that Snape guy... That would make a riot.
     
  9. k_writer

    k_writer Groundskeeper

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    I'm sure somebody will bootleg the play and post it on YouTube. As for Harry/horse fics....I simply refuse to believe anyone would be idiot enough to write that shit, as a joke or not.
     
  10. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Erm... You do realize that people have written 'serious' Harry/Snape/Draco/Lucius/Voldemort fics before right?
     
  11. k_writer

    k_writer Groundskeeper

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    I didn't say it doesn't exist. I just choose not to acknowledge it.
     
  12. madeyemoody

    madeyemoody High Inquisitor

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  13. KANE

    KANE Groundskeeper

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    acknowledge it or not, it still exists:

    Simple search for 'Harry Firenze' with the genre as romance and this showed up straight away. I didn't actually click the link, but I think the summary makes it hard to ignore. Anything with 'Harry,' 'Firenze,' 'Forest' and 'Sex' in the summary can NOT be a good fic.
     
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  14. k_writer

    k_writer Groundskeeper

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    Good god that's just...wrong. I no longer have an appetite for that cookie.
     
  15. Harpy Prince

    Harpy Prince Seventh Year

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    Harry/Horse is hawt.

    Really though this can bring in a wider range of fangirls. I mean we already have the fat yugioh/inuyasha/ranma 1/2 fangirls, we might as well bring the fat "furry" fangirls with faux fox ears on top their frizzy unkempt hair.
     
  16. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    *takes the cookie*

    Well if you're not going to eat it I'm not going to let it go to waste :)

    But back on topic -- I've heard that Equus is supposed to be good... So who knows.
     
  17. k_writer

    k_writer Groundskeeper

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    There's supposed to be a movie floating around the universe somewhere.
     
  18. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    You can bet that fangirls will go just to see him naked. And...what the fuck? Erotic relationship with his horses?
     
  19. KeshinNoAkui

    KeshinNoAkui Seventh Year

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    Sounds like Radcliff turned down the hawt XXX scene between him and Ginny (whoever her actoress is) in HBP. Though I don't know what's worse, beastiality, or porn that's over before it fucking starts.
     
  20. dgHouse

    dgHouse First Year

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    Harry Potter as we know it sucks. Those movies are nothing like the books and Radcliffe and a horse is just plain hot:rolleyes:.
     
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