You know Petunia is described as horse faced... So we may see an increase of badly written smut as well...

Just thought I would point that out.

 

I am scared. There is no other word for it. I fear for the future, when all we can find on ff.net is badly written Harry/Centaur or Harry/Thestral slash written by teenage fangirls. That said, there's a certain amount of sorrow for Daniel Radcliffe too; he's probably never going to escape his role as Harry for the rest of his acting career.

 

Radcliffe is the typical child star that is a "growing up." They take on incredibly racy roles in attempts to be taken more seriously. I hope he knows getting boned by horses (or vice versa) will make me take him less seriously than ever.

 

...there are no words sufficient for my feelings on this. My immediate thought was that the entire thing would be bought out by fangirls a long time in advance. Upon reading the other posts, I am thankful that I have already quit fic hunting directly on FF.net, and simply click links or search for specific stories.

 

Hey if Horse/Human Love is good enough for Catherine The Great then it should be good enough for the rest of us as well!

/sarcasm off

 

Someone shoot me now

 

OMG...I die, I die, I die.

Niffler...you have just killed me. I hope you're happy...at least one of us has to be.

 

*pumps the shotgun once, aims at Vincent V, and...*

Blam!

Blood and brain splatter the walls.

*cackles evilly*

*regains composure*

But why would anyone want to feature in something like this? From now on, whenever I see Radcliffe's face, the first thing that comes to mind is going to be, "Horse fucker..." This is not going to make me take him seriously, at all. I think this plan is going to backfire spectacularly on little Danny.

 

I can just see radcliffes retarted ass standing on a crate behind a horse pumping away, eyes rolled back in his head

or
he's riding on his horse bouncing up and down on the saddle till he creams himself

ugh

 

OMG I can't believe you made me think of that!!!! (I'd ask someone to shoot me but Fue already has...)

 

Thank you madeye... I really needed that in my head first thing in the morning...

Glad to be of service Yarrgh!!

 

Better hose down the saddle before someone else uses it.

Seriously, whet the hell was he thinking when he took the role? What the hell was he smoking when he took the role??

 

Apparently it's quite a famous play and many serious actors have in the past taken the same role he is going to, one such actor being Anthony Hopkins. Weird.

 

Richard Burton too. However, the main problem is that the other famous actors that have been in this play can actually act, unlike Radcliffe. Thus rendering that plaqy into a farce of epic proportions.

 

Radcliffe is a very good actor. The problem is not the actors in the Harry Potter movies but the directors and the writers. They seem to think these kids should be innocent and that the movies should be something little kids should be able to watch so they mess up the script and tell the kids how they should act when they don't understand the characters themselves. If you wanted to make a realistic Harry Potter movie then they would have to be rated R (maybe nc-17) because of child abuse, extreme violence, gore, disturbing imagery (half-giants need I say more?), and incest. The Black family tree doth not fork.

 

I don't know about him being "very good" but he's not an idiot. I'm sure he knows what he's got himself into. He probably knows that he needs to step up his game because A) this is theatre and the critics don't play that shit B) he's stepping away from his status as tween god in an attempt to explore his acting chops, so many many little fangirls everywhere will be alienated from him by their parents' objection to the mature content of the play (which he probably wants) and C) there's a thin line between popular child star and washed up has-been. He'd better be careful.

My sister and her friend are already planning a trip to the UK to see the play when it opens. Her friend is some rich bitch with too much time on her hands who has developed an infatuation with the boy. They want me to go. It's no secret I'm a fan of his (though I object to the term fangirl used on me damn it!), so....ech. It's a free trip to Europe. Horse fucker here I come.

 

Have fun in the UK. I am glad I am not the only one who thought he looked smashed. I wonder if he was high when he agreed to fuck horses.