It could begin with smashing this. Someone must write a one-shot of Dumbledore wanking quietly to himself somewhere, lamenting that his love isn't also gay.

Seriously, that's some twisted logic, that the person he loved would share his sexual orientation.

 

Hmph, IMO, fanfiction is going straight to shit. The whores and fangirls are skeeting out their fantasies and clogging up the sites. Personally, I've quit looking and just started rereading my favorites list. At least there I have decent fanfiction.