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How Good at Photoshopping Are You? (Lulz Inside)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by BioPlague, Apr 26, 2007.

  1. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    Barring Jon and I, I doubt anyone could make the person to the left of Harry, behind Ron, look any better than that without photoshopping a plastic bag into the space.

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    I mean - wow. It looks like they imposed Clemence Poesy (Fleur)'s face ontop of Bonnie Wright (Ginny)'s and sort of fucked around with the hair for awhile. Otherwise, to give you an idea, this is the same girl from Goblet of Fire:

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    Someone must have finally read The Order of the Phoenix and The Half-Blood Prince and went "Holy fucking shit! -- this series isn't going to end Harry/Hermione" and went CGI effects on this ugly bitch's... everything.

    I mean, the way the movies were going it certainly seemed like they were prepping Emma, giving her more lines, more shit (ala the Bridge in GOF) in hopes that she'd be it instead of cancer-striken Bonnie who isn't doing the whole "Ugly Duckling into Swan" routine that is badly needed.

    Steve Kloves, I believe, the person who does the script, is a Hermione fan - this is believed to be the reason Hermione gets everyone's lines in the film. So, yeah - it looks like they're going to have to turn a cancer patient into Miss America for this to work out half-arsed.

    Thoughts?
     
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  2. The Dark Monarch

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    You mean Miss-England.
     
  3. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    Wasn't the first movie called Sorcerer's Stone instead of Philosopher's Stone? Huh HUH HUH?
     
  4. apocalypsemeow

    apocalypsemeow Professor DLP Supporter

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    Lol... That's some nice work.
    Little Ginny all grown up!
    *sniff*
    /sarcasm.
    Funny though...
     
  5. raja

    raja Fourth Year

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    It looks like they mixed one of the twins with Kirsten Dunst, at least thats what I thought. When I first saw it I though soemone might've editted that as a joke, I guess not. I also think they wereleaning towards Hermione, seeing how Ginny's had about three lines in all the movies combined...
     
  6. Oujou Akaash

    Oujou Akaash Unspeakable

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    Ironically she is the love of the main characters life aka Harry.
     
  7. C.S.Kaniel

    C.S.Kaniel Fourth Year

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    That's a woman? Lawl.

    No, seriously, I'm not being mean. Well, maybe, but I honestly thought that the movie Weasley twins grew out their hair even more. I looked at that and thought 'George or Fred?' before I took a closer look.
     
  8. afrojack

    afrojack Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Well, that's actually accurate, seeing as she had about three line is the first four books too...
     
  9. raja

    raja Fourth Year

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    Yeah and it was weird when she just starts talking to them in OOTP. you'd think they'd her a bigger character if she's to date Harry. Also there weren't the foreshadowings in the books of H/Hr
     
  10. Spacks

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    I think there's more woman in Jon than in Bonnie Wright.
     
  11. The Dark Monarch

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    Well the movies don't always have to stay true to the story.

    Look at the godfather, the book has a subplot about a woman who needs surgery on her private parts because they don't work right and you didn't see any mention of that.

    Another example is stephen King's the shining. The movie was all about a crazy guy, but king wanted it to be about the gift that the kid had.

    So they could potentialy switch to hhr.

    If they had to have a pairing, I'd prefer that than anyone else.
     
  12. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Oh you! *batters his eye lashes at Spacks.* :?
     
  13. BioPlague

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    Warner Brothers would be bombed if the movies don't end up H/G.

    Seriously.
     
  14. afrojack

    afrojack Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Like the Fangirls are smart enough to put a bomb together?

    As if. Do the right thing. H/Hr
     
  15. The Dark Monarch

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    The only thing the fangirls can do when they're upset is roll themselves up into their myspace and livejournal pages and and bitch among eachother.
     
  16. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    ..hey Merrill, notice anything weird about Hermione's chest? :p
     
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    Friends, I do believe that we have a case of Boob shrinkage! Here is a before shot of the same picture.

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    afrojack Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    They changed her hair too, and made her face less splotchy. All things expected except the boob shrink. Why would they do that? 15 year-old-girls with chests that small get laughed at, or ignored, so I'm wondering what they're aiming at.
     
  19. Jamven

    Jamven Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Maybe some did not want her funbags to be too distracting?

    Also, didn't Disney do the same thing to Lindsay Lohan in that car movie?
     
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  20. Murton

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    Maybe her boobs actually are bigger in the imax 3D version. Justing popping out in front of your face, you never know, the filming used in them is quite crazy you jsut never know.
     
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