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How real men handle being dumped

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by PsyckoSama, Oct 14, 2007.

5/5, 3 votes
  1. PsyckoSama

    PsyckoSama Groundskeeper

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    Oct 14, 2007 #1
  2. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Oct 14, 2007 #2
    I saw this ages ago on Kontraband (or something similar), the look on her face when she gets up in the morning and he's there is so fucking priceless :D.

    It's the ultimate revenge. I so want to try that :p.

    Aekiel
     
  3. Richard

    Richard Supreme Mugwump

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    Oct 20, 2007 #3
    Couldn't stop fuckin' laughing. Simply hilarious! "I'm gonna fuck your mom." LOL! Total fucking win!
     
  4. Niffler Lord

    Niffler Lord Headmaster

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    Oct 21, 2007 #4
    ROFL!!!! That was pretty cool. "I'm going to fuck your mom" joins "you kicked my dog" as one of the best lines!!!
     
  5. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Oct 21, 2007 #5
    ROFL

    Mail box fucking ftw, eating cereal the next day awesome

    Moving it out of sick and perverse. Not gross out material
     
  6. IndoGhost

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    That was perfect. There are no other words for it.
     
  7. Philly Homer

    Philly Homer What you call elephant cum I call mouthwash

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    I agree with IndoGhost that was the perfect revenge.
     
  8. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 1, 2007 #8
    Safe for Work or no?
     
  9. Big Z

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    Nov 1, 2007 #9
    Loooool!

    Nice stuff
     
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