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Hunter shoots a bear.

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Sep 22, 2010.

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  1. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Sep 22, 2010 #1
    Linky. This is so awesome! SHOOT THE BEAR!
     
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  2. Striker

    Striker What's up demons?

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    Sep 22, 2010 #2
    PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT

    :awesome
     
  3. Lyndon Eye

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    Sep 23, 2010 #3
    "Drinks", "Eats", and "Tickles" are all pretty awesome. :p
     
  4. Onii

    Onii Slug Club Member

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    Sep 23, 2010 #4
    Damn man this is great, sex one is just pure lolz.
     
  5. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I think everyone tries "Fucks" first. :awesome
     
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    Perspicacity Destroyer of Worlds ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Sep 23, 2010 #6
    Fucks.
    Baits.
    Punches.
    Rides.

    Farts is best, though.
     
  7. IdSayWhyNot

    IdSayWhyNot Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Sep 23, 2010 #7
    Breast-feeds not working.

    This vid is faulty.
     
  8. RedBear

    RedBear Second Year

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    Sep 23, 2010 #8
    "finds" a bear is pretty good too
     
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    Sep 23, 2010 #9
    'Hivefives' and 'eats' are awesome too :D.
     
  10. Darje

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    Sep 23, 2010 #10
    Dances with is funny, but when I tried "gets raped by" it gave me the fishing one.
     
  11. I Burn Water

    I Burn Water Seventh Year

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    Sep 23, 2010 #11
    pretends to be a bear or plays football with
     
  12. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    Sep 26, 2010 #12
    This is more amusing then expected.
     
  13. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Try 'removes'. :awesome
     
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    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Sep 26, 2010 #14
    I actually really hate this for some reason. I have serious loathing for it. Probably because it's so overtly marketing.
     
  15. Random Shinobi

    Random Shinobi Unspeakable DLP Supporter

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    Sep 26, 2010 #15
    "Loves" is quite amusing.
     
  16. Rehio

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    After going through the first video I was kind of hoping this was a "Choose your own Adventure" deal.

    Pretty funny, though.
     
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