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I Can't Stop Laughing

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Xiph0, Dec 2, 2007.

  1. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    LOL

    Anyone know what language he's speaking?
     
  2. Lady Eowyn

    Lady Eowyn First Year

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    Eww, he's as bad as a naked Michael Jackson dancing with a cactus.

    And it is speaking Dutch.. >.<

    Damnit, that glob of fat makes me un-proud of my Dutch-ness!
    (hmm.. that is some very twisted English...)

    - Eowyn
     
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2007
  3. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    He'll turn out like her one day o.o
     
  4. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    They're probably engaged.
     
  5. Boofers

    Boofers Groundskeeper

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    "You got any popcorn?" lulz.. She was stuck belly down on the floor when she asked that.. I would have made some popcorn and eaten a foot away from her
     
  6. Methene

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    Honestly, though, fat kids need to lose weight. It's like that, plain and simple. Society should do nothing to integrate fat people and we should never have a ''It's okay to be fat...'', ''fat is chic...'' or some other equal opportunity crap concerning fat people.

    It is bad for your health, it is bad for world hunger, it does not make you appealing in any way, shape or form and it creates a lazy society. People need to have their children fit and healthy, not eating 50 cheeseburgers for lunch. Zero tolerance, I say.
     
  7. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Lol. Lady Eowyn, wtf is that kid saying?

    And lol @ the girl staring at the kid like "Wtf?"
     
  8. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    On the subject of the fat girl:

    Who the fuck kept feeding it?
     
  9. thisperson

    thisperson Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Erm... 0.0

    Disturbing to say the least.

    The fat kid was funny considering he was surrounded by girls that will never touch him.

    The seven year old girl...if that is a medical disease, put her out of her pain; if the fat fuck didn't know when to stop, then let her suffer.

    *shudder* Some of the comments are lulzy though.
     
  10. Lady Eowyn

    Lady Eowyn First Year

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    He says (roughly translated):

    When the sun shines again
    I see you standing there,
    I'm sooo lucky
    I can't resist youuuu!

    When the sun shines again,
    I quickly call your name
    Secretly, I'm in love
    Because you see meeee!

    I have butterflies in my belly
    When I see people and smell the spring
    Secretly, I dream every night of you
    I love the fact that you see meee!


    There is more but I can't force myself to listen anymore. The lyrics are as stupid as the boy.. (why is he talking about love anyway - as if he would get a girlfriend). There is one positive thing, though; you can use this song as a torture thingy!

    - Eowyn
     
  11. Mechanicalchrist

    Mechanicalchrist Groundskeeper

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    The only thing worse than fat kids is fat kids with rich parents.
     
  12. LogrusMage

    LogrusMage Supreme Mugwump

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    Aren't new age parents the best?
     
  13. Koalas

    Koalas First Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    'At age five she suddenly ballooned'.

    Yes that's obviously what happened. Kids just randomly gain a couple hundred pounds over night.
     
  14. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    ...Bahahaha! What the fucking hell? :D
     
  15. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    This made me strongly consider suicide.

    And Vash, that fat person should be killed with her body shipped out to feed Ethiopia.
     
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