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I finally did it, but not for the right reasons.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Emperor Vanquest, Sep 30, 2009.

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  1. Emperor Vanquest

    Emperor Vanquest Backtraced

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    Sep 30, 2009 #1
    I am glad to finally be a member of Dark Lord Potter. I had registered previously, in 2004, but someone addressed me by name and it freaked me out. Is this site by chance run or founded by steven, or someone from Alabama?

    ...To get on topic, I am loosing my mind. I am trying to find one of my all time favorite stories, but I can't remember the author.

    All I can remember is it was a friendship between Harry/Draco, harry could command the Norse gods, and one of the author's favorite phrases was, "Bad Kitty! No doughnuts!"

    It was a massive crack-fic and would have all people who read rolling in the floor.

    I started reading it in either 04' or 05'.

    Anyone have a clue?

    I invite you all to tell me how bad my work sucks. Been too long since I go an interesting review.

    Cheers all.
     
  2. Veri

    Veri Denarii Host

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    Sep 30, 2009 #2
    ... How do people keep missing the introduction section? Seriously, it's right there on the front fucking page. It's even titled "Introductions". Christ.
     
  3. Dr. Strange Lulz

    Dr. Strange Lulz Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Sep 30, 2009 #3
    Wrong place for bad intro.

    Right Place

    Wrong place for bad request.

    Right Place

    All around badness.

    Good luck.
     
  4. Gizmore

    Gizmore Minister of Swedish Affairs DLP Supporter

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    Damn it, why don't you retards leave us alone?
     
  5. Mercenary

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    Sep 30, 2009 #5
    I think Intro needs to be moved up... General Discussion is usually the first thing noobs see so...
     
  6. reggin

    reggin Filthy Half-Breed DLP Supporter

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    What in the world?!? I don't even.
     
  7. JWH

    JWH Unspeakable

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    Sep 30, 2009 #7
    OTOH, it makes the distinction between lurkers and people who aren't idiots, as opposed to retards, easier to make.

    Exhibit A: OP.
     
  8. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    Methinks you misremember.

    Now try again, this time without the failure.
     
  9. Solomon

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    Really, now? Interesting, because I could have sworn this site didn't exist until 2005. Typo?
     
  10. Emperor Vanquest

    Emperor Vanquest Backtraced

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    How about this was not an introduction? How about it was a question with some background?

    How about massive fail for not reading and comprehending the request for "General Harry Potter Discussion?"
     
  11. Veri

    Veri Denarii Host

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    It was an introduction and a story request, two things that should not be in this section of the forum.
     
  12. Cruentus

    Cruentus Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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  13. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    How about you shut your whore mouth with some cock n' balls?
     
  14. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    How about you go and use the appropriate forums for your ignorance, regardless of what this post was or was not.

    Locked.
     
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