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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Antivash, Dec 19, 2008.

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  1. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Dec 19, 2008 #1
    I know Logs arent supposed to be posted, but I has the lulz!

    So, this chick has been trying to get in contact with me for a few days. I say chick, because if its a male, he doesnt have a penis. But she's always IMed me when I was asleep, so I constantly missed her. Fancy how that works. So Im up and chuggin along on my midnight ride of death and destruction after a long week of work, and who should IM me, but mysterious chick #1!

    Some of her other messages when she was attempting to gain my attention were "I'd like to talk to you about publishing a manuscript." which made me think she was a loon. But lo' and behold, I was proven right!

     
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  2. Knox

    Knox The Last Remnant DLP Supporter

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    Dec 19, 2008 #2
    They have a twilight section, how can they not be good people? ;)
     
  3. Chaotic Harmony

    Chaotic Harmony Third Year

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    Dec 19, 2008 #3
  4. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    Dec 19, 2008 #4
    LOL! It's lulz as shit that this random bitch would just approach you.
     
  5. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Dec 19, 2008 #5
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    Welcome to our newest member, Ginnys_boy99

    This site is perfect for you, Vash.
     
  6. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Dec 19, 2008 #6
    Stay 4ever guis.

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Dec 19, 2008 #7
    Riley Shore is a bro'. And an Aussie.

    Google-Fu shows him to have signed up for quite a few forums within the last couple of months.
     
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  8. enembee

    enembee The Nicromancer DLP Supporter

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    Dec 19, 2008 #8
    Ginny's boy.

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    He do notice her already.
     
  9. Big D on a Diet

    Big D on a Diet Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Dec 19, 2008 #9
    [​IMG]

    There's an "I'm going to cut your head off and fuck the stump" look if I've ever seen one.