http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=2839

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Sorry about that. He's visiting from North Dakota. He told me he wanted to check his e-mail and a few things, so I let him onto my account. Evidently, this was not one of my smarter decisions. I haven't seen him in years, so I had no idea this could happen. And as you can see, he's not too bright.

Once again, I apologize.

Ahem, yes, moving on. Would you like to discuss AUs?

 

Well, I'll give you this, you get points for determination. Your cousin and you share very similar speech patterns. Interesting that.

 

I see you don't believe me. Oh well, I'm not surprised.

 

Wow, dude at least have the balls to stick to your guns instead of using the "oh it was *insert friend/family member here*" excuse.

 

Didn't one of the last people to banned use that line? It might have been trident, but I'm not sure. And you're right I don't believe you.

 

I would, Giovanni, if that were the case.

 

Nah it was that zblur guy

 

If you hadn't told "him" your username and password he shouldn't have been able to get on here. Why would he need your info to check his email?

Gio: So many people getting banned it's hard to keep them straight.

 

OK, so lets get this straight.

Your cousin, from North Dakota, logged onto your computer to check his email and a few things. I can believe that.

What I can't get my head around though, is how your cousin knew that you were a registered user at a website called darklordpotter.net, and somehow knew exactly how to behave to get you into the shit. Hmmm...

Plus, the original thread in that thread was made over a day ago now, and your 'cousin' has been posting in it occasionally for that time. Surely you would have noticed this?

 

Gio gets a cookie!
http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=2512&page=3


5 Minutes Ago, in IRC Land
<Xenon> xion 8ball will there be a meeting between the banstick and Namless_Heritics rectum?

* xion shakes the magic 8-ball... yes

Xion has spoken bish. Now, to just sit on my ass and wait.....

edit: THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!

 

How would your cousin know your password to DLP.net?

 

I logged on for him, and DLP is on my favs. He just started going through my stuff I guess.

 

Come on, man, don't insult our intelligence like that. If you want to stay on the boards, but know that your actual identity is stained with idiotic posts, then at least make a new account. That way, there would no way we'd be able to tell it was you.

I sense a recurring Trident/cupspeaker/standard crisis. IP's are the best thing.

 

My browser remembers it, so I'm automatically logged in.

 

You could have been a little bit more creative. Its sad, really. Next time say it was you're uncles second cousin twice removed aunts uncles neighbors best friends dog who shit on your face and you liked it. Which was why you're "cousin" needed to go on you're computer.

Yeah..

-_- I'm going to go take my bubble bath now.

 

Hello everyone I'm Giovanni's cousin from Michigan. I've made every single one of his posts while visiting him (for over a year). I thought I would take credit where credit is due.

My name is Idont Real Lyexist.

And I was born yesterday.

EDIT: Joins Cady in the bubblebath. Hey, if I'm gonna be furniture then I insist on being washed

 

I thought you said you logged on for him. Why would he not just create a new account for himself or read with out logging in.

 

Implies your "cousin" had some knowledge of your past posting activity

Your "cousin" was messing with you, he wouldnt care which section it was under.

Your "cousin" is still an idiot

 

Okay, here's the story.

Yesterday, I logged onto the COMPUTER for him, so he could check his e-mail and whatnot. I left to play some Halo. Today, I wake up, and decide to browse DLP. I find a topic I didn't make. That's when I saw the damage.

 

This would be believable except many of the posts very obviously took place this morning.

Look, just drop the lie already, we're all getting sick of it -- despite it's intrinsic entertainment value.