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I thought I had seen every crossover....I was wrong!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Shezza, Aug 13, 2006.

  1. Shezza

    Shezza Renegade 4 Life DLP Supporter

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    I thought I had seen Harry Potter crossed over with pretty much everything. I've seen Naruto and other various anime, I've seen LOTR, I've seen Harry Potter and Anita Blake, I've seen Dawn of War, I've seen Stargate....Hell, I wrote one! I've seen Harry Potter drawn into the horrific universe of Hell-Raiser, Harry Potter and the Highlander, Harry Potter and Star Wars....but until today, nothing had prepared me for this.

    I have discovered the most hillarious...and horrific crossover yet. Prepare yourselves ladies and gentlemen, for I present to you the first (at least to my knowldge....god, I hope this doesn't become a fad!), the first.......


    HP/GG, where the HP stands for Harry Potter and the GG stands for....
    GILMORE GIRLS!


    9. Harry Potter: Gilmore Style by FluffySmarts

    adopted!Harry by Luke&Lorelie. The life he lives with them, and Rory. The Truth behind the Gilmores and what it has to do with Harry. GilmoreXHarry Potter Crossover!
    Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10312 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 8-12-06 - Published: 7-23-06
     
  2. Kyp's Avenger

    Kyp's Avenger Fourth Year

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    Are they serious? It's not even under humour!

    Look at all the reviews! People will read anything, jeez....

    Thanks for posting, that brightened my day.
     
  3. Fulgar

    Fulgar Second Year

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    W.T.F.

    How could any sane person possibly think of such a combination of those two? My God, if this leaks out to the fangirls... and those fangirls think it's cool, then... WE COULD HAVE A EPIDEMIC OF BADLY WRITTEN CROSSEVERS WITH SLASH!

    Nice find by the way but what were you doing in ff.net to find such a thing? :confused:
     
  4. Murton

    Murton DJ OEM DLP Supporter

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    Um, how the hell can one even think of writing slash in a HP/GG cross over?? If that appears its just wrong and the person writing it deserves to be shot.

    Other than that, *dies of laughter*

    I actually want to know the plot bunny for it. Only cause that younger gilmore is hawt, thats the only thing I can see.
     
  5. Teks

    Teks Third Year

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    I hope the Truth Behind the Gilmores is that they are Muslim Extremists that will blow up Hogwart's train in Harry's 11th Birthday together with the author of this story.
     
  6. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    I think i just threw up a little in my mouth...
     
  7. darkinferno9908

    darkinferno9908 Second Year

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    80 reviews!!! Oh wow. Just wow. I don't know WHAT to say to that one. I'm honestly scared to admit that I just read that... and I'm really gonna fear saying that it was actually pretty well written besides the very odd plot...

    Oh man, please don't let fangirls write any more of this... what's gonna be next? Harry Potter and Survivor? or Harry Potter and Who wants to be a Super Hero?
     
  8. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Hey! It could be worse... It could be something like Harry/Barney The Purple Dinosaur.


    Actually, that sounds workable...
     
  9. The Dark Monarch

    The Dark Monarch Backtraced

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    Oh God. I'm gonna Puke. I actually spat out my drink when I read that. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT AUTHOR!!! SLASH AND OLD PEOPLE! (Shoots myself in the head)
     
  10. KeshinNoAkui

    KeshinNoAkui Seventh Year

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    The only possible way I'd read a Harry/Survivor is if they were all dropped off onto an island and it was real survival, none of this "who's your favorite character" bullshit. But Ginny would have to die first, followed by a double death of Draco and Snape due to an overdose of fudge-packing each other. If it doesn't contain that, it will fail.

    And the GG sounds horrendous, really it does.
     
  11. Myst

    Myst Headmaster

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    What the hell?. That is just...wrong.
     
  12. DemonDream

    DemonDream Professor

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    Thank god I was not drinking or eating when I read that. I would have choked. This hurts me more than it should, as my sister is a big fan of Gilmore Girls. I hope to god she never hears of this.
     
  13. Spacks

    Spacks Order Member DLP Supporter

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    I hope Harry is boning the both of them.
     
  14. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    This kind of crossover seems pointless unless they are writing a threesome smut story. Even then, there are plenty of girls in the Harry Potter universe that he can get down with.

    Pointless!
     
  15. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    I read a Harry/Survivor-like story. It was a crossover with some show where everyone was given a weapon and put on an island, and they had to kill each other. But this...this is...no NO NO DAMNIT NO! *dies a little inside*
     
  16. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    He isn't. I read it to see how bad it could get... Then it got worse.
     
  17. Dubrichius

    Dubrichius Groundskeeper

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    Oh God! What the hell is wrong with these people? I-I-I just...*screams*

    Damn, the part of my brain that controls intelligence has just melted.
     
  18. Jeram

    Jeram Elder of Zion ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Hmm... if I cared, I'd propose a challenge fic where Harry gets a "gift" from Voldie (the two Gilmore chicks) as a secret plot to drive him dark. When Harry goes crazy from all the chatter from the characters, he silences both of them and gives them the ol' Vash treatment.

    -J
     
  19. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    I've seen that story as well. Actually, I've seen two like that but one was terrible. The grammar was so bad that I felt like melting my eyeballs. The other was well written but only had like one or two chapters.
     
  20. darkinferno9908

    darkinferno9908 Second Year

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    ...They're family. It'd be fine if they did that though.. THEN it'd make sense. But no.

    And it won't be slash because her 8 year old sister is reading it... she's only 13 herself so that shoots down all chances of any GG/HP 3some action.
     
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