You learn the Secerts of the Universe, but you are instantly killed by the Aliens.

I wish that humans could live on Mars.


(yes I just had to capitalize the word World, cause I was refering to Earth, if the Earth blew up, youd die to.)

 

they do. too bad they're slaves to marsians...

i wish i weren't so smart

 

You become so stupid that you forget how to chew properly and choke on something.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

 

You instantly transform into a fish and die, because you cannot get to any waters.

I wish I had a faster computer.

(If you are referring to the Earth, you should not capitalize world, because you can only capitalize "proper nouns" meaning names. So "World" would refer to me, while "world" would refer to "Earth". (Earth is capitalized because in this case it is a name (as in, the Earth, our planet), while there are many possible worlds you could mean, e.g. the Third World, the First World (which would be capitalized)).)

 

your computer works so fast that it was no wonder it fried itself up after 5 minutes...

i wish there were no lousy fan fiction writers...

 

all the losy fanfic writers stop and are replaced by slash and ginny/harry writers

I wish that there are no wishes

 

În an impressive display of Quantum Mechanics, your wish is fulfilled and, at the same time, not. Somewhere a cat dies and the universe kills you as well in anger.

I wish I could recover all my lost data.

 

You do, but all of it is garbled.

I wish that stuff would happen.

 

Stuff happens, but not to or with you, or even in your general vicinity. Everyone is entertained except for you.

I wish I could sing.

 

you start singing perfectly and hit a high note that breaks every glass in the world and kills you with its shards


I wish that People would stop wishing things and all the old wishes are null and void

 

No one wishes for anything anymore, this thread dies and with it the whole forum, causing you to die of lonelyness.

I wish people would stop making stupid wishes about people making no more wishes or wishing for the wish not to be fulfilled.

 

People start spamming this thread with stupid wishes, and wishes not to be granted.

I wish I had a cat.

 

you get a cat with an uncanny resemblance to GinSlut...

I wish breakfast were ready...

 

Breakfast is ready... this morning you're having fried leg of Ginny... and eggs.

I wish, I wish upon a star... for a brand new car... ?

 

You get a new car... It's a three-wheeled Robin Reliant. The kids from round the corner turned it upside down while you were in it.

I wish that by wishing in this wishing thread for and unlimited supply of wishes I would receive the wishes I wished for.

 

Upon wishing your wish for unlimited wishes in this wishing thread, you receive unlimited wishes, but only for which you may have as much Harry/Snape action as you wish. (Wow that was nuts)

I wish for all incomprehensible tounge twisters to, hereby, dissappear.

 

You find out the terrible truth that the world is like a drama movie, some happy moments but most of it sucks ass.

I wish for the greatest wish ever.

 

You were, before you got a serious bacne...
I wish that someone would record all of the agko's(Anuual ginny kill offs) and put them on each hinny site in existence/

 

they post them all only to start causing mass genocide to the Dark Harry supporters.

I wish that my Ex-girlfriend catchs several STD's and transfers them to the people i hate.

 

your ex-GF contracted several STDs passing them to the people you hate. somehow, though, your current girlfriend contracts it from them who then passes it to you... ;P

I wish I could go steady with a girl more than 4 weeks(Its a curse! "I" always break up with them after the 4th week)...