You get forced into an arranged marriage with a Ginslut look-alike.

I wish I were a Jedi.

 

You are one of the most insightful jedis ever, but the cool kickass sith kill you.

I wish I could date Ginny. (Ha Lets see something bad happen to the already worst situation in the world. Nothing worse can happen.)

 

You date Ginny, she slips you a love potion, you are now married with 13 kids, you live in a 100 square foot house with one story and you work for minimum wage at a McDonald's because she wants a "family man" that isn't a workaholic.

I wish that I could play guitar as well as Yngwie Malmsteen.

 

You play the guitar so well and so much that your fingers fall off and when Ginny captures you and does BDSM and lets Snape have his way with you, you cannot untie the ropes with which you are bound to escape. After that you are then raped by yours and ginnys offspring.

I wish for more computer memory.

 

you wished for it... you were granted with 1 more byte of computer memory...

i wish the person who wished before me gets granted more stupid wishes...

 

He wishes for you to die. His wish is granted.

I wish the trip to Spain wouldn't take so fucking long.

 

Teleportation is developed, but they lose your genitals in transit.

I wish I was the manager of an all girls dorm.

 

You become on, but the girls hate you and all think that you are a pervert because you are clumsy and end up in bad situations with them. (Heh, Love Hina.)

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

 

You get turned into a fish and I bake you in mushroom sauce.

I wish I had a good job.

 

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]You get a good job but due to recent accident with a rabid camel you can no longer accept it.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
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the witch gets her wish granted so you dont wish anyones wish, but someone grants everyone elses wish (i think i got it right, not really sure)

i wish this thread would just die a horrible death or get deleted.

 

It does but then some Hariginnies (washes keyboard) find the site and decide to replace this thread with a HG Fluffathon and completly destroy the gaming subforum.

I wish I had time to watch the third Godfather movie.

 

You do watch it but as you are watching it, engrossed in the reality that is Godfather, your house burns down and you don't notice, and you die.

I wish I was the President.

 

You turn out to be worse than Bush and get ousted in one month of your inauguration. (I think I spelled that right, if not can someone correct me.)

I wish I could use the Stargate

 

You get to use the Stargate, but halfway through your trip it suddenly shuts down and you die a horrid death in space.

I wish all you people would stop post-whoring in this section and let the Admins delete it.

 

Your wish is granted... Seriously go ahead delete it. I'm sorry I started it

I wish I hadn't started this topic.

 

Your wish is granted, you didn't start this topic. In its place there is a thread dedicated to watching paint dry.

I wishI could find something more productive to do right now.

 

Your wish is granted, you are made to count the different ways Ginny dupes Harry into dating her so all fic writers can avoid them.

I wish I were a Metamorphmagus then I can hide my first grey hair

 

You are able to hide your first gray hair, however once you have turned 80 without physically aging past 25, you are forced to star in a series of low budget porno movies filmed in sub-saharan Africa in order to pay your assisted living facility bills. You die of Super-AIDS.

I wish that the world ended and I died... Yeah try and screw that one up

 

The world has ended and you are dead however you are reborn in an alternate reality and are a sex slave to Molly Weasley

i wish i could walk on water