God damnit! i was trying to let this thread die! So please help me do that or have someone lock/delete it.

 

Your wish is granted... You can walk on water, however due to this miracle Evangelical Christians see you as Christ's Second Coming. After being paraded around by them you are kidnapped by Fred Phelps and forced to endorse the Westboro Baptist Church.

You are then executed by militant feminists after being tortured for years.

I wish that every single bad thing in the world happened to me.

 

Your wish is granted and through every bad horrible event you become stronger and discover the meaning of life and find love in the arms of a beautiful caring MILF who leaves you for gilfred godfried which causes you to become a born. again. christian.

I wish people were intelligent enough to not rely on religion

 

People are intelligent enough not to rely on religion, now they get into constant philosophical debates over the reasons that people used to rely on religion.

I wish a wish for stylish fish which swish and twitch in endless bliss. (Try to say that five times fast)

 

you get the fish but they die. (unoriginal I know) On a sidenote.
(I wish a wish for stylish fish which swish and twitch in endless bliss. X 5 = I win.)


I wish To be in one of the godfather movies.

 

Your wish is granted but you play Mr. Woltz's horse Khartoum and we all no how that ended

I wish I still lived in Las, Vegas (because my babysitter was a stripper named Kandi)

 

You live there but she moved to where you moved away from. (on a sidenote Damn your lucky my babysitter looked exactly like ginny.)

I wish everything bad to happened to me. ( Ha try to make something bad out of that.)

 

Everything does. after being raped by rabid h/g fangirls, buggered by snape,voldemort and draco at the same time, you turn into an EMO!
I wish JKR would incorporate in the place of book seven the ANUAL GINNY KILLOFF!

 

She did. But some mental instable H/G Fan girls exchanged JKR version with their own, which is then released.

I wish I wouldn't need to go to school.

 

Your wish is granted. You are happy with your life and suffer no ill consequences. The end.

 

I wish that people would type in 95% error free typing or not at all.

 

Your wish is granted, no one types at all. Your stuck on your own surfing an abandoned DLP because everyones enjoying their 'real' lives instead. Now you have no choice but to read the only fanfics left in the world HP/GW/DM threesomes w/ BDSM SLASH AND DOM.

i wish for three more wishes.

 

You are granted them but they are delivered by a sex deprived Ginny Weasley on the female viagra (I'll leave the rest to your imagination Muahahaha)

I wish I could cast the Avada Kadavra then I could kill off my neighbours without getting caught.

 

You can, but the newborn child of one of your neighbours somehow refects it back onto you, leaving you as a bodyless spirit.

EDIT: I wish I was the most powerful person ever.

 

Everything is gone. Anything you know, could have known, or ever was is gone you are just alone floating in an endless void of nothingness.Your life has no meaning. But since you are the only thing that exists you are all powerful.

On a happier note I wish I had male veela powers, but no diseased girl or ginslut can come near me. (Booya!)

 

All the girl's fight over you and kill each other. You are just left with the diseased and Ginslut and to further life you choose to go to them.

I wish I was all knowing.

 

Your head fills with so much knowledge that it drives you insane.

I wish I knew how to play Master of Orion 3 (damn game takes forever to become competent in).

 

You learn how to play Master of Orion 3, but no one wants to play with you. It took you fifty years of you life to learn how to play, and now your life has been wasted.

I wish for an inhumane, flawless anti-virus system.

 

The system eradicates the most common source for errors: the user

I wish for more attention

 

The attention comes from Ginslut, who proceeds to stalk you for the next fifty years.

I wish that the Rangers had decent pitching and that they make the World Series.