It isn't but a new country has to take its place, some crappy country ruled by ginsluts and slash lovers, and they are so major that they end uop taking over the world and forcing you and everyone you love to be their slaves and take part in their 'kinky' slash/whore games...

I wish for a box of matches.

 

Ok, seems I overlooked the last page... darn...

You get your box of matches. Inside are two matches. Both have already been used.

I wish to inherit something cool and become wealthy.

 

You inherit an Iceberg if you sold it as ice cubes you would become wealthy.

I wish for an XBOX360

 

You get an Xbox-360.

I wish for a large bottle of coke. Or water. Or something to quench my thirst...

 

Your wish is not fulfilled. I'm fucking tired of people wishing for that.

I wish for not having to worry about getting a job.

 

You strike oil in Germany.

I wish for nothing.

 

You get a bullet to the head for making such a bland and unimagitive wish.

I wish that I had great necromancy powers and that I could raise an army of the dead. (Think Dawn of the Dead movie)

 

You raise your army, but they eat you alive

I wish I had a 4.0gpa right now

 

Your wish is granted, now you have to join these lot.
http://www.43things.com/things/view/20586

I wish I wasn't sickuke:

 

You aren't sick, but then you go to school and die.

I wish this game would fucking end. It's dumb and it bugs me when I look for updates and this is here.

 

Your wish is not fulfilled. I'm fucking tired of people wishing for that.

I wish for Dark Lord Rostam to die, so he won't have to worry about updates anymore.

 

DLR dies, but then he rises again along with the dark lord monarch's undead army. They all come after you and either kill you or rape you...or maybe both?

I wish i could find my eagles, 'hell freezes over' CD.

 

you find it but its so scratched up that its not even reflective anymore.

I wish to see ginny walking down the street only to be hit by a bus.

 

She survives. You, however, are caught in the resulting chaos and have to stay in hospital for quite some time. Next to her. Without being able to move.

I wish I could sing (well).

 

You sing well compared to screeching hyenas(sp).

I wish for a Colt 45 single action army revolver.

 

You get it but as soon as you have it, it misfires and either a) shoots you in the head and you die, or b) blows off your 'man-bits' (i mean your balls, if you didn't know).

I wish i always knew what time it was even without a watch.

 

You get your wish but get forced to be the speaking clock and waste all your life telling everyone the time.

I wish I had two elbows again.

 

You have them, but both are in the same arm. It get's impossible for you to do anything with it.

I wish I took part in a SLASH/hg fic. (There's nothing worst than that!)