Then a group of republicans find some random loophole that didn't exist before and veto it.

I wish Ron would die in the 7th book.

 

He die's but comes back because his love of Herman is so strong

I wish people wernt such idiots

 

you got your wish people aren't such idiots but, they become stupider to compensate the loss of idiocy. Cows become the dominant species in the food chain.

I wish that I could create alternate realities.

 

You create the realities but you get stuck in one where you are constantly forced to watch graphic acting outs of Snape/Harry/Draco/Ron NC-17 fics.

I wish I could use occlumency and legilimency.

 

You get your wish but your mind implodes on it's self killing you.

I wish for a swimming pool full of jelly

 

You swim to far in the jelly, get stuck, and die.

I wish I could write the Harry Potter books. (Like their supposed to be written)

 

You write the Harry Potter books, J.K Rowlings writes a book much worse then Harry Potter and everyone loves it.

I wish I could fly!

 

You fly to high one day, lose oxygen, and die (I know not very creative)

I wish I was a 4.0 student.

 

Congrats. You became a 4.0 student. Your a student and a 4.0 on the class's most likely to be attacked by rabid ginny fangirls for not liking hg. I hope you go down fighting.

I wish that NO harm in any form could ever befall me.

 

Then you'll turn into a emo headcase and write bad H/G fanfiction.

I wish I ruled the world. And that no assassin or anything like that could kill me.

 

The world will attemp to fight you, they die and you rule an enpty world.

I wish for a incredble fanfiction writing skills.

 

You get them but, everyone is to stupid to understand your true brilliance.

I wish it wasn't so hot in Arizona.

 

Your stalkers will kll you anymore because your not as hot anymore.

I wish I get a 4.0

 

4.0 is a decimal, in fractions it would be 100/100 or 4 wholes.
You have achieved a 4.0 in cash (four dollars) but ye were hit by a big'un of a truck haulling Ginny look-a-likes.

I wish to lead the Corleone family in war against the other families.

 

Being in the lead, you are the first target of snipers.

I wish I had a well paying job.

 

You are the head of a mafia family you are targeted for TERMINATION.

I wish that I was good at paintball.

 

You become the World Champion at Paintball before being assassinated by Draco for taking his spot as the most arogant person in the world.

I wish I could do magic.

 

You set your hair on fire and run screaming into a bus full of Ginny Fangirls who then molest your corpse.

I wish that I could paint my room.

 

You pass out from paint fumes.

I wish I could fly.

 

You get stuck in a jet engine. Crashing the plane and killing a hundred Ginny fangirls. Good on you. Too bad you're dead.

I wish I could date a hot girl.