everyone pulls their stocks out of microsoft and u are kicked out into the streets where ginny lookalikes eat u up

I wish i had a really nice cell phone

 

You have a really nice cell phone, too bad its just a toy....

I wish I had millions of dollars and no one could steal it from me, even if im dead.

 

the american economy dies so u basicly have 1 peso


I wish i could win every drinking contest without dieing

 

You win but now your brain doesn't function anymore.

I wish I was a cat.

 

your a cat but someone turns you into a hat

I wish I was immortal

 

you are immortal but you stuck forever in a deep hole with Immortal!ginny

i wish all people turn into zombies

 

That's good. Until they hunt you down and eat you.

I wish I could sing.

 

All H/g fangirls become Lady Almaren!fangirls.
I wish for a cd with all of the annual ginny killoffs.

 

Then I would hunt you down and take it.

I wish Stephen King wrote the Harry Potter books. ( I figured they'll be more enjoyable that way with his creepiness and all.)

 

Stephen King wrote the Harry Potter books, but noone buys them and he goes bankrupt.

I wish I understood the meaning of the Universe

 

You kill yourself when you find out how fucked up the universe is.

I wish for great wisdom.

 

You obtain great wisdom but you never get a moment of peace due to people asking for your advice.

I wish a M16 secret agent.

 

Then you get in trouble for giving out false information and you're fired.

I wish those dumbass girls in my dorm will stop running up and down the hallway like they have no hometraining.

 

Everything will be to quiet and you will get bored to death.

I wish for a new computer.

 

You get a new computer, but you overload it and it explodes.

I wish I had a really nice sportscar.

 

You get it. Then it's faulty and explodes as soon as you turn it on.

I wish my damn take out would get here. It's been a hour!

 

Some asshole decides to jack your ride.

I wish for mind reading powers.

 

You read minds, but go insane from the sheer idiocy of the world around you.

I wish I could win a Nobel Prize.

 

You get it and they spell your name wrong.

I wish the new episodes of the Dave Chapelle show will come on.

 

they come on, but they suck.

i wish that i didn't have to deal with jr high drama bulls#!t