You grow up to be a jobless bum and wonder why you didn't take your chances with Drama.

I wish I was a world-famous poet.

 

You become famous because no one can seem to figure out what you're talking about. (i.e. Shakespeare)

I wish I was a good nurse.

 

your so good everyone asks you to help them and you die of stress

I wish I had an ice cream

 

You get it and it's melted.

I wish I had a warm Ham and Pineapple pizza.

 

because it is warm it is swimming in bacteria and you die of ebola

I wish I was 5 again (Life was so easy back then)

 

You get your pizza, you eat it and find out it has alot of salt on it.

I wish for a good gamecube play that can not be bad, explodes and won't work.

 

Then the person you stole the GC from beats you up and takes it back.

I wish I were in Italy.

 

While there you find out the person you hate most in the world *insert name here* is there on vacation.

I wish no one would answer this.

 

Oh, well it sucks to be you then because I just did!

I wish I could dance.

 

you can dance.. but really badly

i wish i was 6 feet tall

 

You do, all over the most important person in your lifes face.

I wish that I knew that they know that I know that they know I know about what they did last summer before august that one time at band camp.

 

You know but your mind fires itself coming to that conclusion.

I wish I had a pilot’s license

 

You get it then you're plane crashes.

I wish I could go scuba diving.

 

you get ripped apart by octapus's

i wish I was the smartest person ever

 

Then you kill yourself when you realize how dumb everyone around you is.

I wish I had a better t.v.

 

you get a wide screen TV but it gets stolen.

I wish Lady Alamren would stop ruining my wishs.

 

you got your wish for this post but that doesn't mean I can't.

I wish for ten thousand tons of Ice cream.

 

A hord of kindergardeners trample you as they attack teh ice cream.

I wish I had a Aston Martin.

 

Once I figure out what that is you're totally going to lose it somehow.

I wish I had a good car, that can't be stolen or destoyed in anyway and I can't crash it.

 

You drive it into a parking lot of identical cars. When you go back to the parking lot, you can't remember which one is yours.

I wish I was the CEO of a large company.