You have more wishes, but you find out they don't come true.

I wish for a 4.0 in my grades.

 

you get 4.0 but find out it is now out of 10

i wish i had a car

 

You get a car, but it is broken.

I wish for everything to be free for me.

 

You get a free swim in the pool at the power plant that acts as a radiation shield.

I wish that these supid pop ups would go away.

 

Your popups go away, but spyware is implemented into your CPU, thus damning you forever.

I wish I was a really cool badass.

 

Other badassases kill you.

I wish I'm the worlds most perfect man and everyone admires me.

 

An obsessed fan stalks and kills you.

I wish I could minipulate the space-time continuium(sp?)

 

You try. You screw up. And now our world has merged with every bad H/G fanfiction universe.

I wish I had a big house.

 

You eventually get lost in it.

I wish for wisdom.

 

Everyone looks to you for advise and you go crazy.

I wish i didn't have to work

 

You don't work anymore, you were fired.

I wish I had a mansion.

 

You get fired and comr H/D fangirl takes your job.

I wish Mariah Carey (and her abnormally large head) will stop making slutty music videos. She's almost 40 it has to stop!

 

She stops... for a bit.

I wish that people weren't so stupid, in general, and would stop stating the obvious.

 

People begin to say extremely complex and proverbial things that annoy you so much you blow your brains out with a shotgun.

I wish there could be an original Futurama episode.

 

There is, but its worse than "Barney meets Teletubies".

I wish that I was two inches taller.

 

You grow two inches but the next day you shrink to two foot tall.

I wish I was a higher rank on Gate wars

 

Congrats you are the NUMBER ONE! player on gate wars but the reson your'e number one is because no one likes that game anymore but you.

I wish for a copy of the movie Eragon before its out in theaters

 

u get it.. but the producers accidentaly overtaped it with an infomercial

i wish i had perfect eyesight..like an eagle

 

you will regret it when you see an incredibly ugly person.

I wish to be better basketball player.

 

You are never found by any talent scouts and spend the rest of your life as an average joe.

I wish my annoying cousin would stop looking over my shoulder.