I'd probably take a nice long nap after making sure my money is securely locked away somewhere in Switzerland and is sent to me in small, 'every-ten-years' chunks - and that nobody has the slightest clue I have the money.

And then I'd go buy a roast beef sandwich from Arby's with curly fries and a Dr. Pepper.

 

1. Go to Utah.
2. Build a large underground fallout bunker.
3. Use big money to repeal the 86 Machinegun ban, the 68 Machinegun Importation ban, and the 39 NFA act.
4. Purchase weapons factory and munitions factory, start cranking out the guns n ammo.
5. Stockpile all the supplies I can fit in the bunker including the weapons.
6. Build a large two layer concrete wall system around the complex, then fill the area between the walls with landmines.
7. Wait for Chinese/Russian/Arab nuke to hit US.
8. Proceed to have fun killing all the commies that come to my door.
9.???
10. Big Profit!!!



EDIT: My lil bro (6), says he'd buy a ton of firecrackers and tie em all to barbie dolls.

 

Good luck with that.


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1. No one must know I have 1 trillion dollars. "Let's just say I have money to spend."

2. stick some of that shit in a high interest account. Live off the interest alone is possible.

3. Pay off my parent's mortgage. Then give them whatever they want. They put up with too much of my shit. DX

4. ????

5. PROFIT!

 

I must say, Silens: I like your style :awesome

 

I'd make sure all my family, especially my mum, were set up for life. Make them all accounts, and get them all a house.

But before that I would buy myself a luxury estate, with the works.

Then I'd buy a bunch of highly successful companies. Profit.

 

Why are all of you going for profit? You couldn't possibly spend one trillion dollars in ten lifetimes! What use is placing it in high interest account/investing into companies if you'll never even notice the results on your balance sheet?

Personally I would make sure all my friends and relatives are well cared for. Then make sure that all starving children are well fed for at least a year and then live of the remaining 600 billion just doing whatever comes to mind..

 

If I had a trillion dollars I'd buy out fox news, and have them say shit that would make them look stupid.

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Maybe I'll stick with the island.

 

1. Make sure my family is set for life
2. Buy a cute little old house in the woods that's within 50 miles of a major city
3. Fix up the old house
4. Buy a shitload of clothes, shoes, jewelry, etc. (I'm female, sue me.)
5. Keep about $100 million and let it collect interest in a bank far, far away
6. Start a college scholarship foundation type thing
7. Donate the rest of it to medical research, and various charities (especially ones that help out kids)

Seriously though I don't need $1 trillion; I'd never be able to spend it all.

 

Other then making something amazing, I'd just use it to travel the world and get the equipment for it, Plane, Helecopter, Bike, car and nything else needed. I just can't imagine myself sticking to one spot. While at it, I'd probably buy a house in every country and never use them again.

 

If I had a trillion dollars, I'd buy John Merricks remains. All them crazy elephant bones and whatnot.

I'd set aside enough for my extended family and me to live comfortably, set up a few bank accounts, spread a bit of money around investments. Buy a lake house and a ski boat. Then I'd donate the rest.

 

Whores, prostitutes, hookers, Viagra, and more whores. Though I probably won't have to spend a dime since hot girls flock to rich guys anyway.

 

Make sure you remember to get some Valtrex and penicillin.

 

Seriously? Hire a kickass architect, buy some land in Scotland, get JK Rwoling to help, AND BUILD FUCKING HOGWARTS. Then buy some land on the outskirts of London, build a train station, lay tracks to "Hogwarts", get 'the Hogwarts Express" made, and then sent out Hogwarts letters to eleven year olds in london. When they get to Hogwarts, (I'll write in the letter that all materials will be received there) I will usher them in, excuse myself, get into my brand new Tesla Roadster, get the hell away, and detonate the explosives. With all the kids inside.

Then buy one of those old Missile Silos, and build an underground base. With lots of evil looking stuff. And large open pits of green, bubbling... Silly Putty.

 

I'd buy every stock that I possibly could from major corporations, then make massive amounts of money off of extorting the poor...

I'd probably go do every crazy thing that anyone has ever told me about doing, and try to do it better than them, then rub it in their faces.

Ninja Edit: Schrodinger: @.@

 

Well, I like the building underground towns/cities/fortresses ideas. I'd probably buy a small country with good, fertile soil. Farming's a must. Then I'd dig out an underground country underneath the small country I buy.

I'd get all the orphan and starving children from around the world. Build factories in the underground city, while slave farmers/hired help create the world's biggest farmland above.

As the now un-orphaned and starving children grow up, I'd have them reproduce to acquire more help. Soon, the country would be thriving as it'd grow it's own food/create it's own drinking water, the basic needs for life. (I'm not including shelter. There all living underground.)

Some of them would be trained military to keep the people who'd want to overrun our most awesome country away.

As the country grows, we'd need more land/supplies. I'd use my army to conquer neighboring countries and do the same to them that I'd done with Country A.

Some of that money, though, would go into research for artificial body parts to keep old age and the likes away so that I may live for ever and rule my countries like the benevolent dictator I was destined to be.

Might be hard to do, but hey, I'm never going to have 1 trillion ever, at one time or all together, so it doesn't really matter.

 

I'd do exactly what Louis CK would:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95fNgx8aCS8&feature=related

 

I would create the greatest armada of warships the world has ever seen and would rule from sea to sea.

They would call me Supreme Commander Kang and write fanfiction about my exploits.

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God I need to sleep.

 

I'm far from being an expert on the subject but I am pretty sure you gotta take inflation into account