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If Trump wins...

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 21, 2016.

  1. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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  3. Zombie

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    Didn't think you could reach anyways Oz.
     
  4. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

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    Best Pro-Trump argument I've seen in a long while.
     
  5. Red Aviary

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    Get that chastity belt ready.
     
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    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Are you really prepared to take that bet after the whole shenanigans with Brexit?
     
  7. Peter North

    Peter North Dark Lord

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    You know your a Trump supporter if your not into grabbing other men's dicks.
     
  8. Kang

    Kang Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    At least it might motivate you to get someone else to fondle the abomination you call a ''penis''. <3
     
  9. Peter North

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    I think I'd prefer to fondle my own.
     
  10. Hawkin

    Hawkin Minister of Magic

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    You can also move to Canada; we're a friendly bunch, and we have 1 massive shooting per like...15 years or something.

    Also, we're sorry for your Trump situation.
     
  11. ChaosGuy

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    So wait... was this meant to get me to vote FOR Trump or against him?
     
  12. KHAAAAAAAN!!

    KHAAAAAAAN!! Troll in the Dungeon Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I guess that depends on your feelings about Oz's dong.
     
  13. Darth Disaster

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    waitwaitwait... where's the downside supposed to be here?
     
  14. BTT

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    I dunno, Oz. This strategy is kind of underwhelming for your Trump card.
     
  15. Legend3381

    Legend3381 Seventh Year

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    If trump wins there may be a second american civil war. To much tension between whites and non-whites. Trump and his followers are stroking those flames.

    What happens if trump wins and then gets re-elected. Will that be 8 years with Spanking the Monkey? You dick will atrophy.
     
  16. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

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    To be fair, Oz left himself a couple of outs, from the simple 'get someone else to do it' to more than a few slightly more kinky options, not all of which require a second person.
     
  17. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer

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    So, @Oz, Trump is rising in the polls and there's five days to go. How fares the search for a SO who could help you get around the 'no wanking' clause?
     
  18. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander Prestige DLP Supporter

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    Last weekend he was dancing pretty suggestively with an Asian chick so... Things are looking up.
     
  19. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    bolko7 Second Year DLP Supporter

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    Trump will be good for TV ;)
     
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