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If you had magic ...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by mcatrage, Nov 12, 2006.

  1. mcatrage

    mcatrage Raptured to Hell

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    2 questions (you are the only one with magic)

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    Would you abuse your power (love potions, imperio), go evil (killing sprees, just mass chaos) or will you use your power for good (truth serum? eh good is boring)?

    2.

    What would be the first thing you would go and do.


    My response

    1. I would probally abuse my power but I'd try to do something right and help society but I'd definitely get rich and powerful.

    2. Bill gates Imperio, hello billion dollars, oblivate.
     
  2. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Would you abuse your power (love potions, imperio)
    Yes, i'm a callous and bored kind of person. I'd create chaos.
    Go evil (killing sprees, just mass chaos)
    Yeah, as noted above, i'm a bored kind of person, mass homocide, and perhaps genocide would amuse me.
    Use your power for good (truth serum? eh good is boring)?
    Uhm.. Yeah, if it seemed like a decent thing to do at the time, save a country, adn then destroy it afterwards.
    What would be the first thing you would go and do.
    Conjure a a god damn Ten foot tall sunday.

    Why Imperio Bill Gates when you can just conjure money?
     
  3. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    1)I'm not good or evil. So all I do would be just react to the moment.
    2)Get more power or test it out.
     
  4. Mercenary

    Mercenary Snake Eater

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    1)Good or Evil is a matter of perception. One will always think of you as evil and another will think of you as good
    2)Have a blast
     
  5. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    I'd abuse, I would kill people I'b become super rich and powerful.

    In short I'd just do what any other generally 'bad' person would do.

    The first thing I would do would be too imperio world leaders, run the countries how I see fit, most likely run them into the ground.
     
  6. Rain

    Rain Pirate Navigator of the 7 Seas

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    It'd probably change day to day, depending on my mood and situation.

    More likely to abuse than anything else, though.
     
  7. bizzle

    bizzle Fourth 'dent

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    1. I'd abuse my power, maybe kill a few people for the greater good, but not go completely evil. I'd use my power for good when the situation called for it.
    2. Place the imperius curse on Government officals and make the United States and its people dance to my tune.
     
  8. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I'd most likely abuse my power and have a load of fun...then I'd realise that I'd have no friends and no one likes me...what's the point of having ultimate power if everyone thinks your a loser?

    So yeah, I'd probably:

    A) Have a load of fun abusing my power, and then,

    B) Having ruined my life by doing A, I'd use my power to go back in time and be a bit more sensible. I'd still have a bit of fun, make my life a bit better (probably by rigging the lottery a few times), but I wouldn't go for world domination or anything.
     
  9. MrINBN

    MrINBN Unspeakable

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    What did you expect from a website called DARK LORD potter?
     
  10. Potterfreak52390

    Potterfreak52390 Squib

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    Would I abuse my powers? Well I would have to say that it depend on whether or not i'm PMSing or not. If I am...well lets just say that no one is going to be a happy camper. Just kidding, but I do think that being evil is much more interesting then being nice.

    What would I do first?

    Experiment.

    *Evil chuckle*
     
  11. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    ^ Sexually, Lawlz.
     
  12. Yarrgh!

    Yarrgh! Pirate King

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    I'd abuse my powers, but not in the 'I'm gonna take over' way. I'd jsut use magic to supplement my life. Don't want to go buy some food? Conjure it/ summon it from someone else. Don't want to do your homework? Imperio someone into doing it. Want that Xbox 360? Either imperio someone into giving me the cash, or turn it invisible at EB Games and walk out with it.

    Stuff like that...I have no aspirations of world power, so I don't see the point in going on a rampage just because I can erase anyone's knowledge of it. I'd use it to make my life more pleasurable, more exciting.
     
  13. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    If my power was truly god-like, I'd also create alternate universes where I could insert myself into a load of fandoms I've always wanted to...like HP. It's the ultimate fanfiction - instead of writing or reading it, you live it.
     
  14. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Yeah, those last two. I don't really care to rule. It would be a lot of work. I'd just do what ever I want, then, when I got bored, use Taure's idea of going into fandoms.
     
  15. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Definitely abuse. As many have said, not the world domination kind of way, but supplement my life. And maybe Imperio all World leaders and important people to do what they can to better society. That'd pretty much be my one good deed. No massacres or something though.

    First thing? Find out what I can do and what I can't. Invincibility may just be high on my list. After that, having fun.
     
  16. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    I could find so many ways to amuse my self. Hell think about it. Most guys are easily amused ie bouncing a golf ball for 30 minutes (I did that this morning quite happily before leaving for work) I would thus amuse myself by vanishing people cloths who I dont like in public. I am into the whole humiliation thing.

    Then I would track down every slash writter/fan and make them have anal sex... with out lube... with a condom made of sand paper.

    Then I would set my self up as a god by pretending to be good ie conjuring huge amounts of food for starving people and making rain for droughts and vanishing all guns on the planet ect. Then once I am in place as leader I would then become corrupt and make a bunch of stupid laws like "No pants thursdays" and "Fluffy pink hats Mondays" and make everyone born on the third of the month walk backwards always under punishment of death. The possibilities are endless.
     
  17. Alayna

    Alayna Second Year

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    I think I would live a boring live.
    Flying around on a broomstick or change into an animal for fun, have some money and I'd be happy.

    After some time I would probably think about nature and global warming and if I could think out something that stops the CO2 production; vanishing it would not be the solution, if I don't live forever.

    So in short, I'd use the power for the greater good, but if someone pisses me off I can't guarantee for anything...
     
  18. Darkmakr

    Darkmakr Seventh Year

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    Abuse powers?
    Probably, depends on your deinition. Would i use to unlock a lock or something when i could just as easily unlock it by hand? probably. (to reference Buffy tvS) It's similar to what Willow went through.

    Go Evil.
    No.

    I'd use magic to keep me and my family comfortable. Money wouldn't be an issue as long as you use it small bits, as no one would question a twenty that looks exact the same as the one you used two weeks ago a different store...
     
  19. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    I'd take probably amuse myself with my powers and create cool stuff like a gigantic monument to Sheep in my backyard.

    Then I'd give myself the power of flight and invincibility and take a stint in being a Superhero. After some of that, I'd stop and just make my life easier while still being fairly normal. I'd imperio others to change my records [Graduate top of class at Harvard], and conjure money to live a happy existence. With some magic, money, and a fair bit of magically induced charm, I'd live out the rest of my life drinking, partying, going commando, and setting various world records and making history.

    Basically I'd just make myself so famous I'd be a common house word for millenia to come.

    At nights I'd live as Harry Potter in some Alterworld. Then I'd follow the cliched, but undeniably fun Indie!Harry path.
     
  20. mcatrage

    mcatrage Raptured to Hell

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    :lol: yeah i was expecting these kinds of responses but I am surprised how many people want to like run the world.

    I know I wouldn't, being rich maybe finding a way to never die and having a hot wife (hopefully gotten without magic) and having hot mistresses would be good enough. Also I'm surprised more people didn't say becoming an animagus that would be near the top of my list as well.
     
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