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I'm gonna kill this fucker twice at least

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Azrael's Little Helper, Dec 22, 2007.

  1. Terence

    Terence Muggle

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    Some of what I have read is disturbing others just down right hilarious. daphne greengrass may be a minor character with no personality but I can see where some people may have fun giving her personality. On the other hand it doesn't matter.
     
  2. Demons In The Night

    Demons In The Night Chief Warlock

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    It's not so much as a shitty use of Daphne Greengrass, as the fact that Ron is put on a pedestal with the author blatantly fellating him.

    Ron is a jealous, mediocre, traitorous, ginger, thick, ignorant twat. He is not cool, he's not some chess/quidditch strategy god, and he's not anything the author of this fic portrays him as. He's unredeemable and deserves to die a fiery death. Any fic where Harry remains bff with Ron, or where Ron gets the chicks, or any fic where Ron is fellated by the author, is an automatic epic fail.

    We need a Ron kill off challenge. Fuck Ginslut, Ron is even worse in my book.
     
  3. Socialist

    Socialist Professor

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    Daphne represents hope. Hope, that one character can be fleshed out from the beginning, and not be a complete douchebag like almost all of JK's characters. That's all
     
  4. Voldemort

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    Harry/Daphne is all right, if done well. But Ron/Daphne is absolutely dreadful, and all stories containing the paring should be taken down immediately, and the Author slapped. I will never read a Ron/Daphne story, and that is a promise.

    Jon if I find any way to get that ifc removed, I will happily let you, or anyone else know.
     
  5. Helltanz98

    Helltanz98 Professor

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    Slapped? You are being far to lenient have them drawn and quartered, or at least a good stomping.
     
  6. jaspernoone

    jaspernoone First Year

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    Vash...ROFL...aight so exibit a was fuckin funny ending...but seriously, we're off topic here, make the bitch/fangirl bleed her ovaries out for that tripe
     
  7. Methene

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    I will expand upon this and say that Ron/Anything, save for Ron/Killing Curse is a stain upon the noble world of fanfiction.
     
  8. Demons In The Night

    Demons In The Night Chief Warlock

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    This is correct.
     
  9. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    Ron/Grawp?

    If only for the inevitable and no doubt spectacular death of the ginger mutt.
     
  10. Augurey

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    Ron/Trelawney. The two most self-important shits in the series deserve each other.
     
  11. Methene

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    Well I agree I was mistaken. There are some worthy Ron pairings. One I can think of at the top of my head would be Ron/Aragog.

    You can definitely see that Aragog's desire to kill Ron was from unresolved sexual tensions, and Ron's abject fear was from his fear that his relationship with a giant spider would not be understood by the world.

    Really, Ron/Aragog was written in the stars.
     
  12. Manatheron

    Manatheron Headmaster

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    My Imagination has just committed suicide. I read that and the first thing I thought of was the SUPER!Harry fics where he can pull an AK out of the air with his bare hands, Play around with it a bit and then send it back 10,0000,000,0,0,0,,0000,,0,0,0,,!!!!! Times faster using his UBER L337 Magic manipulation skills

    :wizard: :rrou:
     
  13. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    So long as it was aimed at the Weasley family I couldn't care less. And Dobby.
     
  14. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Dobby death = win. always.
     
  15. The Doctor

    The Doctor Unspeakable

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    Ah, the Unresolved Sexual Tension (TM)... by that logic, Bush is probably going down on Osama as we speak.:)
     
  16. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    Uhh...woah. That's just...wierd.

    And brings up possibilities of Saddam as well. Alone in a ditch for a while...he may have needed company.
     
  17. The Doctor

    The Doctor Unspeakable

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    Saddam wasn't alone: he had rats down there.
     
  18. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Thats given me a brilliant idea, many fics have hitler as Grindlewalds bitch. Super PWP Sadam/Peter with dom!tom. It could be called "meet my peter".

    Actualy maybe I need to rethink this.....
     
  19. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    And you just caused my imagination to send itself down the path of insanity :D. Cause I just thought of Killing-Curse-In-The-Hand!Masturbation >_>.

    I need to... I don't know what can be done to stop this :(. Help me!

    Aekiel
     
  20. Augurey

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    I believe that's what the folks at St. Mungos call a Myrddinian Vasectomy.
     
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