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In 2101 An E-Peen War Was Brewing...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Antivash, Jun 7, 2007.

  1. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Only if you'll lick my sphincter.

    Jbern, I find it humorus that you claim victory. The quality of fics has nothing to do with this. It is the size and beauty of you large and pulsating cocks.

    Silly boy.:whipped:
     
  2. deathtehfluffybunny

    deathtehfluffybunny Fourth Year

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    That response was much overdue. Though I do understand the pressing issues of life may have been cause for delay.
     
  3. Dwitty

    Dwitty Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    Actually, I made a joke to Raven about it. Didn't want him to ban me for making a thread supporting the dude he just de-admined. He was the one who suggested I actually make the thread. He even gave a suggestion for the poll options, I think ... or was that someone else. ~_~

    Also, Jbern, please keep your unsanitary rep away from me. Kthxbi.

    /me goes back to pwning idiots in Battledawn.
     
  4. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Indeed, I found this posrep by jb pretty amusing. "Just pretty good"... I see he has failed to understand this thread, as well as to not care for it. I see he's cutting his losses now by pretending it didn't matter to him and stopping to reply.

    Yup, slightly amusing.
     
  5. jbern

    jbern Alba Mater

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    Sorry, I didn't know further response was expected. You'll notice that I said that all those things were part of a recipe for good fanfiction. There are other parts. We could argue endlessly about grammar and punctuation, cohesiveness of the plot, adequate characterization, and so on.

    In the end would it change your opinion of my writings - probably not. You (World) have already said my stories are decent at best. Vash said they are not without talent, just mediocre or something like that and I've never really cared what Bio thinks.

    "Good" is completely subjective. It means different things to different people. You and I could go to a fancy restaurant and order one of those $10 burgers on their menu. One of us could go 'Wow! That was a damn good burger.' and the other could think, 'I could slap ranch dressing, unpronouceable cheese and an onion ring on a beef patty and call it gourmet too! This isn't anything more than a $3 burger dressed up to look better.'

    If you've read the stories and formed your own opinion, then there is nothing I'm going to say to you that would alter your view, now is there? Much like someone trying to convince you that the movie you just saw was really good, when you didn't think so. If I had that kind of talent, I'd be in political office somewhere and not doing this.

    When you finish reading a chapter, story, or even a thread like this ask yourself whether or not reading this was a waste of your time? If the answer is yes, then no amount of persuasion will convince you otherwise. If the answer is no, then you've gotten some enjoyment out of it. If you read it again, then you must have really liked it - good for you.

    Do you have anything else you'd like explained?

    Jim
     
  6. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    Sup jbern, your story sucks
     
  7. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Either get naked or stop posting people. Pinkboa and I have a contest to judge.
     
  8. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Which leads us to a different topic for this thread now.

    What's better, Double Teen Burger or Grandpa Burger because honestly I can't decide.
     
  9. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    I think I understand why none of these boys are willing to haul it out.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Now now Pinkboa, I'm sure that at least one of them has a decent sized one. . . Right? I mean logically speaking one has to be above average, one has to be average, and one has to be like the picture you put up.

    World is the first type.

    So that leaves Merrill and Jim fighting for Average ;)
     
  11. Marie M

    Marie M Raptured to Hell

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    I demand photos!

    I have been following this thread since the start to see pictures, don't I deserve them?!
     
  12. Gullible

    Gullible Headmaster

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    No

    Dot Dot Dot
     
  13. Nuhuh

    Nuhuh Dastardly Shadow Admin Retired Staff

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    TITS OR GTFO!...

    The PYP thread is a very nice place. We'd like to get to know you.
    And you can only deserve them if you post pix.

    Cheers!
     
  14. Marie M

    Marie M Raptured to Hell

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    Thanks nuhuh, but I think I'll take GTFO option.

    PYP thread???:confused:


    Gullible: You are mean!:(
     
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  15. Gullible

    Gullible Headmaster

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    Ohh, the heartbreak!
     
  16. deathtehfluffybunny

    deathtehfluffybunny Fourth Year

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  17. Nuhuh

    Nuhuh Dastardly Shadow Admin Retired Staff

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    Ah! I guess no trading then. This thread is devoid of peen, and the little hope it had of tits is now gone. :p