Assuming OP gave it a 5 and everyone else gave a 1, the math works out perfectly. (At least when I posted this it did). I'm sure there's other ways it works out, but I can't be fucked to do the math and tbh this scenario seems pretty likely.

 

I didn't like this story either. Too full of stupid cliche's. 1/5 for me for good grammar/spelling. Pretty impressive writing for a 12/13 year old.

 

Within the first five paragraphs Tom Riddle uses terms 'Old Man' with actual capital letters and 'mum'. Voldemort said 'mum'. I find that both lol-worthy and ri-dick-ulous. Then Riddle says Harry's a parseltongue... :facepalm

Harry-gains-more-powah-after-scarcrux-is-removed-because-his-magic-doesn't-need-to-fight-it-anymore cliche.

Avada Kedavera. Why is Voldemort using the Spanish pronunciation of the Killing Curse?

Grammar mistakes, like:

A third of the way through the second chapter Harry decides that the man who murdered his family is better company to keep than Dumbledore, at which point I stopped reading.

An obvious, evilly gleeful 1/5. Fuck that shit.

 

As now with 38 votes and a rating of 1.21 there is no chance it might cross the three-star border. I think I'll move it a bit early.