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Insane Fic Searches

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by lilandriss, Feb 8, 2012.

  1. lilandriss

    lilandriss Second Year

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    Hey all. May I introduce a new topic of insanity along the lines of Worst Summaries and Horrible fics? Insane Fic Searches. A lot of boards have a sections for people looking for fics and, lately, I've been seeing requests where A) I can't believe the fic was actually written and B)that people are actually *looking* for them. Here are some examples:

     
  2. oakes

    oakes Unspeakable DLP Supporter

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    The third one... What the fuck is this shit... I mean flashlight??:fire:facepalm:facepalm
     
  3. GrayFox

    GrayFox Slug Club Member DLP Supporter

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    UGH..MY EYES, IT BURNS!!!
     
  4. Rhys

    Rhys High Inquisitor

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    This actually concerns me more...

    It's just something about how cavalierly the poster mentions Remus is pregnant that makes it even more horrible.

    Also the image of Ginny standing guard in that flashlight situation, very strange.
     
  5. wolf550e

    wolf550e High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    I think I may have encountered the first one, though I don't remember the killing spree thing.
     
  6. Rhys

    Rhys High Inquisitor

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    I think the first one is

    Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers.
    [​IMG] Harry Potter > Non-BtVS/AtS Stories > Theme: Action[​IMG]JoeHundredaire • FR18 • Chapters [11] • Words [79,643] • Recs [10]Reviews [136] • Hits [21,703] • Published [19 Dec 11] • Updated [25 Jan 12] • Completed [No]

    I also don't remember the killing spree, though I read it while I was drunk (the spree may be a more recent development too).
     
  7. Bug-Eyed Earl

    Bug-Eyed Earl First Year

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    I actually tuned out on that third one simply when they called Snape "Severus."

    I have yet to meet someone who calls him by his first name who isn't a Snapefen.
     
  8. Christinathewitch

    Christinathewitch Second Year

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    I found this search and the second request absolutely horrified me( the first seems the usual crap that fangirls enjoy):

     
  9. Carmine

    Carmine Unspeakable

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    LOLwat. :facepalm
     
  10. Portus

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    ^ This, basically.

    WTF is this shit? Do we think that, even if this were something those wacky wizards decided to invent (sure, sure, the "this girl is gonna die but we can save her unborn baby if we transfer it to this other girl!" kind of thing), do we really think that it would work from a girl to a guy? All we'd need would be Danny DeVito and BAM! wizarding version of Junior.
     
  11. ASmallBundleOfToothpicks

    ASmallBundleOfToothpicks Professor

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    Well, chalk it up to new and inventive (read: Cruel and Unusual) uses for Switching spells, right?
     
  12. Nargles

    Nargles Seventh Year

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    A least we don't have dudes giving anal birth. I've yet to see that.
     
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    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    Heh, shit-babies.
     
  14. lilandriss

    lilandriss Second Year

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    Back with some new ones!

     
  15. Warlocke

    Warlocke Fourth Champion

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    Wow...

    You know, even if I'm watching TV alone in my room, I still sometimes have to mute the thing when someone is doing/saying something embarrassing.

    It's just how I am.

    And, if I were present when/where that... stuff was being requested, I would feel the shame that the person asking should feel.

    Should feel. :fire
     
  16. lilandriss

    lilandriss Second Year

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    I hear ya. Not only should the person requesting this shit be ashamed but the person who actually WROTE it should be dropped on a remote island somewhere with a tribe of very hostile baboons.
     
  17. GrayFox

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  19. Countess Whitewing

    Countess Whitewing First Year

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    I got scarred for life by a parody (at least I hope it was a parody) once a couple years back. A Weasley twin having a C-section, as the result of a prank, it was a puppy; immediately named, Padfoot. :facepalm
     
  20. Christinathewitch

    Christinathewitch Second Year

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    I remember that one, that's one of the few things you don't forget reading.
    Anyway, I found this earlier:
     
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