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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by LINKed up, Feb 6, 2006.

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  1. parselmaster

    parselmaster Sixth Year DLP Supporter

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    Feb 22, 2006 #21
    your mind is Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In about 37 States.

    It is not fun playing dumb with you, you'll always win.
     
  2. Veriaty

    Veriaty Guest

    Feb 22, 2006 #22
    I feel sorry for all the 'Mama's' out there... they get ripped off so much. I'd introduce your eyebrows but I see they've already met <.< ahehehe...
     
  3. daterza

    daterza First Year

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    Mar 3, 2006 #23
    Your mama is so stupid, she thought fruit Punch was a gay boxer
     
  4. Mordecai

    Mordecai Drunken Scotsman –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Mar 4, 2006 #24
    was that supposed to be an insult milord Dragon?

    out of a million sperm, it just HAD to be you, didn't it?
     
  5. Lord Dragon

    Lord Dragon DA Member

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    Mar 5, 2006 #25
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    o you got me

    your so desprit you date your famly dog
     
  6. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Mar 5, 2006 #26
    Dragon i stated in another post about your spelling, and I've already banned one fuckwit today for getting on the wrong side of me and stated stupidity is teh evil 1. So for the lord of christ, work on the spelling, and make posts worth taking time of my life to read, or don't do the damned things at all.
     
  7. Lord Dragon

    Lord Dragon DA Member

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    I will work on my spelling. Thanks for the worning. Now on to the insults.
     
  8. Lord Dragon

    Lord Dragon DA Member

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    :devil:act your age not your shoe size.
     
  9. Jester King

    Jester King First Year

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    Mar 12, 2006 #29
    Your obviously the result of to much beer and a burst condom.

    Every time you speak, the country gets stupider.

    You look like 300 pounds of chewed bubble gum!
     
  10. Mennethitus

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    Mar 12, 2006 #30
    ......You look like a cross between Ginny and Malfoy :puke:
     
  11. Mennethitus

    Mennethitus Guest

    Mar 12, 2006 #31
    everytime you say something
    i have to ask a baby for a translation :cheers:
     
  12. Lord Dragon

    Lord Dragon DA Member

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    You’re so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother.
     
  13. LINKed up

    LINKed up Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Mar 18, 2006 #33
    You were soo ugly when you were born, that but doctor looked at your butt and screamed "SIAMEZE TWINS!"
     
  14. Spacks

    Spacks Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Mar 18, 2006 #34
    Everytime you enter a room filled with people, the collective IQ drops by 40 points.

    Your the poster child for the implementation of euthanasia for fucken idiots.

    Why don't you do the world a favour and rid yourself of the global gene pool.
     
  15. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Mar 18, 2006 #35
    Your mother smelt of elderberries *gotta love MPatHG*
     
  16. Lord Dragon

    Lord Dragon DA Member

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    If my dog had your face id shave its ass and teach it to walk backwords.
     
  17. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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    Mar 19, 2006 #37
    Go alt+F4 yourself.

    On another note, your sig is teetering on the edge of not being made Dragon.
     
  18. Lord Dragon

    Lord Dragon DA Member

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    I’m working on it.

    You are so lonely you have sex with your dog.
     
  19. Myst

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    Mar 20, 2006 #39
    Your so fat, that when you lay down, you die of suffication.
     
  20. Lord Dragon

    Lord Dragon DA Member

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    You are so dumb when your brother asked you to burn a CD for him you set it on fire.
     
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