You're so dumb when you leave the room the cumulative IQ goes up!
Your mama's so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang!
Your mama's so fat when she walks backwards she beeps!
Your mama's so fat when she dresses in yellow people call after yelling taxi!
How does _add person/group_ spell refrigerator? O-I-C-U-R-M-T!

 

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A tortilla chip has a biger IQ then you

 

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Are your parents siblings?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my arse. ((This one is pushing it I'm betting. If I should get rid of it tell me.))

 

Where I come from, Incest is not encouraged.
(Not an insult but funny none the less) I would like to buy your children. How much is the boy?
You village is quite nice, as far as leprosy colonies go.
Are you dribbling or do you have rabies?

Looking at this book I have I found this strange, but hilarious word:

zorrero: Spanish for "burglar who shits on the floor"
Presumably they had a reason for inventing this word???

For use in a sentence use "les zorrero" to insult someone without them even realising it.

 

your mama

your mama so old she got kicked out of eden

 

potter

Your so stupid you ripped apart your computer thinking their was food inside

 

The lights are on but no-one's home.
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.
You have the brain of a cheese sandwich.

Votre mère allaite des porcs.
Cessez s'il vous plaît de parler fort dans cette langue irritante.

 

potter

You’re so ugly the doctor slapped your face thinking it your ass

 

Your'e a GINNY
You like SLASH

You Are a gay ass, shit eating, Donkey raping, Monkey testicle blowjob giving fuckhead

You liked HBP
You use anal lube to fuck a Gerbil...yes I said Gerbil

 

Can I be the first to say... What the Fuck? to that statement?

 

It DID say insult. And to be called Ginny on this site is like murder.
Same with Slash.

Well an insult is to be made fun of, if being called a gay ass, shit eating, Donkey raping, Monkey testicle blowjob giving fuckhead well u, my friend were just made fun of.

And to use anal lube to fuck a gerbil....well that explains it self.

Also when u said can i be the first to say wtf? to that statement?

You basically said can i be the first to say wtf. Then to that statement questioning yourself wat statement.

 

Its all a paradox that's gonna destroy the fabric of the universe.

 

Your so fat that whenever you get angry your man-tits start to lactate!

 

The Ultimate Insult....


You remind me of Ginny Weasley.


With that, you have been totally owned.


Ouch.

 

i'd tell you to think befor you speak but i wouldn't want you to commite suicide

 

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You remind me of Ron Weasley.

 

They say that God made man in his own image. It'd be a sad outlook for Christians around the globe if God looked anything like you do.

 

Next time you have a thought, let it go.

 

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public and
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

 

It looks to me as if the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

Do you suck dick? Are you a Peter-Puffer? Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

A thought crossed your mind? Wow...a short and uneventful trip, eh?

Good god, man...take the foot out of your mouth before talking. I can't understand a word you're saying.