Raise the IQ of humanity, go kill yourself.

 

Yo Mama's so fat, she has her own gravitational field!

 

Your very excistance is an insult to humanity.

Die, please die.

 

Yo mama is so white that when she sniffs her skin she gets high...

 

As a baby did people mistake you for a naked, blind mole-rat?

 

you are such an idiot you make ron weasly look smart

your so ugly you make ginny/harry look good

your so crazy you make loony lovegood look sane

 

ok, this isn't reaaly my insult but anyone who saw Monty Python is gonna know what's goin on!

"Your father was a hampster, and your mother smelled...of eldarberries! I spit in you general direction!"

 

If you had half a brain you'd be dangerous!
You're so ugly even the weaselette wouldn't screw you!
Is that a growth on your neck....
Your so thick you make custard jealous!
If everyone was like you I'd nuke the planet!
Your the reason abortion was invented!
Your so ugly you'd make a gay man/woman go straight!
If you ever tried to think you'd need life support to keep breathing.

Edit: Phronemophobia is a condition suffered by bullies.

You should know by now, Litha, but the edit button is your friend.

-Dark Syaoran

 

"If it took you that long to figure that out then you’re not only dumber than I thought, it makes me hope it isn't contagious. Trust me, there’s no cure for you."
They say love hides behind every corner. You must be walking in circles!
i will argue with an idiot like you. You'll drag me down to your level, and then beat me with experience.
'My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but you obviously never saw any reason to limit yourself'
"Just because you have brain cells doesn't mean they're alive"
I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.
'Your village called. They want their idiot back.'

 

You're so discusting even pond scum avoids you.
If everyone was like you we'd be extinct within a year.
You're such a low life that even cockroaches look down on you.
You're so stupid you make an omeba look complex.
You're such a bike you make Ginny look virginal.
If stupidity was a crime you'd get life.

 

I would love to have a battle of wits with you, but you seem unarmed.
If I got smart with you, how would you know?
You're so stupid you played tic-tac-toe with yourself and lost!

 

Your so ugly you made a strap-on go limp

 

The sight of your eating habits could cause a person get a severe case of Phagophobia

 

You, sir, are a testicle.

 

if assholes could fly your house would be an airport

Edit: Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
You're the reason God created the middle finger
You are proof that God has a sense of humor

Come on, Nexus. Edit button!

-Dark Syaoran

 

If the villiage idiots from every villiage on Earth banded together and made their own villiage, you would be that villiage's idiot.

 

You have the right to remain silent: please use it more often.

If brains were bucks your ass would be on welfare

Wow... you actually found a women willing to carry you to term. Congrats, now do the world a favor and kill her.

 

Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

Edit: I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

Use the edit button, please.

-Dark Syaoran

 

You're so stupid that it takes you two hours to watch 60 minutes.

If you were any stupider, you would have to be watered twice a week.