Sorry Jon but I disagree.

"You.....ADAM!"

That is the ultimate insult.

 

who is this adam?
why is it the ultimate insult?

 

yo mama's so fat she has small fat chicks stuck in orbit around her
Yo mama's so fat people jog laps around her for excersise
yo mama's so fat a team tried to scale her northern face
yo mama's so fat her belt size is equator
yo mama's so fat she wore high heels and struck oil
yo mama's so fat if she went on a diet, three underdeveloped nations would have enough to eat.

I believe you can succeed, you CAN win a Darwin award... please try.

not all his dogs are barking
I do

 

You Gonna Get Raped!

 

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry, I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

 

Do us all a favour and ride an atom bomb.
Evolutionists use you as proof that we developed from apes.
You have all the cunning and sophistication of a stampeding rhino.
The better part of you dribbled down your daddy's leg.
Are you a leper? Cause no one could be that ugly without being diseased.

Aekiel