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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by BioPlague, Jul 27, 2008.

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  1. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    Jul 27, 2008 #1
    Jenkins has herpes.

    He got it from a 16 year old European male.

    Cheers.
     
  2. reggin

    reggin Filthy Half-Breed DLP Supporter

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    hahahaha. fail on the hott euro
     
  3. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    Jul 27, 2008 #3
    Yus gais. Is true. Well, not really, technically not confirmed yet. You guys should know DLP now has an STD carrier as well as pedos and the like. Europe ftfw...fuck.

    EDIT: Female, Bio. Pretty sure I mentioned that...
     
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  4. Lindow

    Lindow Professor DLP Supporter

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    Congratulations Jenkins.
    [​IMG]
     
  5. reggin

    reggin Filthy Half-Breed DLP Supporter

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    damn, uhhh, what the hell?
     
  6. Ragon

    Ragon Dark Lord

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    Have fun.



    Damn length requirement.
     
  7. malaga

    malaga Auror

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    [​IMG]
     
  8. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Jesus Christ, man.

    1. You make out with dudes
    2. You get Herpes from underage chicks

    3. ?

    What will he do next??
     
  9. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Jul 27, 2008 #9
    Jenkins lives in Denmark iirc. Pretty sure 16 is legal.
     
  10. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    Jul 27, 2008 #10
    If you spend an extended amount of time in Scandinavia without getting up to all sorts of sexual shenanigans, then you're doing it really fucking wrong. Sucks to catch something that can't be stamped out by a quick course of antibiotics though.

    Wear your genital lesions with the pride of the sexually liberated, Jenkins.
     
  11. NataliaGAG

    NataliaGAG Fourth Year

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    Malaga -> Did you do that cake yourself? ^^
     
  12. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jul 27, 2008 #12
    Holy shit a cookie cake. I love cookie cakes.

    ...

    Damnit, now I have to go to the mall and get a Mrs. Fields cookie cake slice.
     
  13. Koalas

    Koalas First Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    3: Get Herpes from making out with underaged dudes?
     
  14. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

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    I will only ask this once, class, and I expect an honest answer:

    Does this dude really have herpes? Because that would be delightfully terrible news to hear.
     
  15. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    AIDS, my nigga. AIDS.
     
  16. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    No, false alarm. The stupid bitch called me earlier, turns out she doesn't have it. Sorry to ruin teh lulz guys.
     
  17. Koalas

    Koalas First Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    We like to think of it as post-poning teh lulz, Jenkins.
     
  18. Veri

    Veri Denarii Host

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    It's going to turn out that she has AIDS.
     
  19. Cathal

    Cathal Sir Nils' Right Hand

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    Can you really trust her? She's an underage chick, after all.
     
  20. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    She's 16, same age as me. Only underage for you Americans and such, legal here in Denmark. And I think if she went in to get tested for herpes they would have done a check or two on other STD's.

    EDIT: If she does have AID's then I better have gotten her pregnant.
     
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