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Kid Has his WoW Account Cancelled, Freaks Out

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Skeletaure, Jun 25, 2009.

  1. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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  2. Zombie

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    Hahaha, holy fuck. I've never laughed so hard at an online video.
     
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    The most awesome part is when he tries to punish his mother by jamming some remote up his own ass.

    Yeah; that'll fucking work, genius.
     
  4. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    I'm thinking this is fake. The Myspace kid was probably real, but that kid was like 10. This kid has to be like 14-16, and having a freakout like that? Ripping off your clothes? Jamming a remote up your ass? All things a kid would do. And I didn't see the mom, just two scrawny white boys.

    But still, pretty lulzy.
     
  5. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    First instinct is that it's fake, but then I remember how fucked up some people are, especially about WoW. Wasn't there some guy in Korea who died because he didn't drink or piss for days while playing it?
     
  6. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    I have to say this is probably real. Or at least a good possibility. I've seen kids act like this when they weren't allowed to watch TV, let alone cancel something they actually put effort into.
     
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    Pure win. I don't care if its real or not they were awesome.
     
  8. QuaziJoe

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    I have only one question... Where did his pants go?

    That blanket seemed to vanish clothes. Everytime he wen't under he lost more clothes...

    But yes this is believable simply because most kids now adays are retards. Humanity is now moving towards extinction by stupidity. I welcome death.
     
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    Did he seriously attempt to stick a remote control up his ass?
     
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  11. Zombie

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    Haha, yes. You did watch it?

    I laughed so hard. Man, he sounded like one of the horde zombies in L4D.
     
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    He looked like a rage zombie the way he was writhing about on the bed. That has to be the most hilarious thing I've seen in ages XD.
     
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    Honestly, I find it sad and a bit disturbing that you are laughing at this kid. He has some serious issues. I'm more angry that his brother was callous and hateful enough to actually video it and post it on the internet.

    Assuming this is real.

    I do think it's real though. My brother was the same way. The walls in his bedroom look like Swiss cheese from all the holes hes punched in it in his rages.
     
  16. Grubdubdub

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    This is too common not to laugh at. This is fucking hilarious. And the brother isn't hateful, he's just awesome.
     
  17. Koalas

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    Kid seems pretty fit for your average WoWaholic.
     
  18. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

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    Dude he tried to stick a remote up his ass. How is this not funny? If he were mentally retarded, maybe it'd be callous, but I don't think he is -- no matter how stupid he may look to us.

    I still think this is faked though.
     
  19. Skeletaure

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    Eh, "issues" are used to excuse people of all types of behaviour these days. The other day I was watching one of those trashy talk shows while making dinner and there was some fat woman on there who had an "eating disorder" - basically she comfort ate.

    Being greedy is now having an issue.

    Same with this kid. Don't give him some sort of defence of having issues. He's just an idiot.

    Leave the "issues" defence for the cases where the kid has genuine problems e.g. autism.
     
  20. JWH

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    That was awesome. Highlights include the already mentionned jamming of the remote up his ass, the beating of his own head with a shoe, and exorcist-style seizures and screams.
     
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