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Kid Has his WoW Account Cancelled, Freaks Out

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Skeletaure, Jun 25, 2009.

  1. ForsakenOne

    ForsakenOne Groundskeeper

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    LOL stumbled upon this the other day, fuckin epic. What the hell was with the remote? Kid has issues... feel sorry for his parents.

    Also, LOL THE MYSPACE KID. Screams like crazy, and the funny thing is, his whole family is making fun of him lmfao.
     
  2. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I don't think it's his family lol. It's his brother and his friends.
     
  3. Agnostics Puppet

    Agnostics Puppet Professor

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    I dont know. Maybe its because Ive lived it that I cant find any humor in the situation. I fear for my brother and my parents when this shit happens to him. He told me that he cant really control it but he recognizes when hes about to lose control like that.

    If that video is indeed fake, yeah, I can see the humor. But if its real, I'm not laughing.
     
    Last edited: Jun 25, 2009
  4. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    The kid needed to be smacked inthe face. If I pulled that shit when I was a kid? I'd of been beat, and then beat some more for making them have to beat me.
     
  5. Xantam

    Xantam Denarii Host

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    This. Despite that, I still found it hilarious.


     
  6. bylfolx

    bylfolx Backtraced

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    Okay, that kid made my day. At first I thought he was having a seizure!

    I have a feeling that it was fake based on the fact the camera was 'conveniently' placed just right to capture the kid's every motion.
     
    Last edited: Jun 26, 2009
  7. Coyote

    Coyote He howls n' stuff

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    I lived this shit with my old man, and you know what? Boo fucking hoo at your brother. He should've had the fuck beat out of him by your parents every time he pulled that shit. And if they can't, they should have fucking tazed him.

    "Rage issues" are bullshit excuses used by assholes who want to get away with being destructive with other people's property or person. Nothing more. Because in the end, no matter how god damn angry you are, your actions are your decisions. And after damn near two decades of dealing with it, I'm just about ready to shoot the next person that uses that excuse.

    TL;DR: Suck my dick, quit crying, and beat the fuck out of your brother.

    Also, on topic: This video kicked ass and has my seal of approval.
     
  8. Krull

    Krull Denarii Host

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    It's obviously photoshoped. I can like see the pixelz, mang.

    Even though this is not real, it's still pretty fucking lulzy.
     
  9. Onlyhestands

    Onlyhestands Fourth Year

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    My favorite part is when he just runs in and out of the closet.
    On an aside, how the hell could someone like that be so skinny?
     
  10. Grubdubdub

    Grubdubdub Supreme Mugwump

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    PE - it actually helps some people.
     
  11. neren

    neren Slug Club Member

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    How could someone be so skinny you ask? It's easy. Play wow, eat like a hot pocket or 2, consume about 1500 calories a day or less and you'll look like you just got out of concentration camp.
     
  12. Dr. Strange Lulz

    Dr. Strange Lulz Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Fake.

    AND fucking retarded.

    Worthless video IMO.
     
  13. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Link to an Article detailing this as fake please. While its really retarded, still like to see something on it. Annoys the piss out of me, its like the fucks on Youtube commenting about some video or another. FAKE LOLOL.
     
  14. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Ron Paul 2012.
     
  15. Psychotic Cat

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    He can't win, don't jizz yourself.
     
  16. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    I'd guess it's probably fake, for two reasons. The first is that the camera was perhaps a bit too conveniently placed, and the kid stayed on camera the whole time and didn't run to areas of his room where he wouldn't be caught on film. The second is the amazing blanket undressing trick. I mean, who undresses under a blanket like that?

    I guess it's possible it's real but I'm inclined to believe the kid is mostly a pretty damn good actor. If it is real though then... well, maybe problems like this are a lot worse than I realized. If the kid doesn't have some sort of actual disorder then I worry that this sort of behavior is more widespread than I've been led to believe. I mean, I know people get really into games and stuff, but damn. He pitched a frickin' fit. I have to admit I laughed too, dunno if that's good or bad, but lol.

    Oh, and I actually found this one that someone else posted to be even funnier.
     
    Last edited: Jun 29, 2009
  17. Kerfitd

    Kerfitd First Year

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    As to the fakeness of the 1st video, I'll remain indecisive. The Amazing Clothes-Vanishing Blanket Trick is a little strange, but explainable. The conveniently fast brother, on the other hand, is just strange. However, lulz are evident.

    The second video, though, is an awesome example of thick trolling and therefore perfectly genuine. I lol'd. Hard.

    And then I congratulated myself on growing past the stage when I could have been goaded into pretty much the same reaction. And God bless my parents for not giving me an older sibling with a sadistic streak comparable to the one I find myself having developed. (My younger sister, though, may not be so grateful to the higher powers. But who cares? *maniacal grin*)
     
  18. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    I ask Taure. ;)

    As for the WoW video, pretty amusing, fake or not.

    Edit: That MySpace one was better. What a tool.
     
  19. Chaoticblues

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    Agreed. With the exception of a couple of real diseases, we seem to be moving towards a society where everyone has an illness and no one needs to take responsibility for what they do.
     
  20. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Then you'll love this.
     
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