This was inspired by the potential for nonsense in Joe's Wastelands of Time Thread. Don't expect much activity to come from it, but the mods are cracking down on derailing so...yeah. I'll open up the game to the rest of y'all, but I'm most interested in what Joe could possibly say about me. Unlike Vash, I'm a relatively unknown quantity, save for my blackness and love of KFC (?).

Basically works like "Stereotype the person above you"; I'll use my opening silo against Joe as an example:

Joe, being...well...Joe, couldn't let me get in a cheap shot scot-free. If Joe had responded in the context of the game, he would have said:

And that's it. Let the games begin.

Oh, and to Joe:
Know how I know you're gay? You have homosexual thoughts when you think of me, and create fantasy characters based on said thoughts.

(Although, if you feel the need to address me as 'Sir', like the good Ian McKellen, I won't stop you.)

EDIT: Saying "You know how I know you're gay? You made this fucking game" or any variation on that is retarded - and makes you look gay.

 

You know how I know you're gay? You asked for the rules.

 

Rules for girls: form proper sentences and don't be a dumb hoe. Guess you lose.

@Wildfeather: Know how I know you're gay? You wanted to be the Indian in the Village People.

 

Know how I know you're gay? You created the Village People. Lame, I know.

 

Know how I know you're gay? You were born without balls.

 

Know how I know you're gay? The first thing you thought of was balls.

 

You know how I know you're gay? Your sig is that of a catman with a huge 'sword' in leotard.

 

Know how I know you're gay? You have a fucking thundercats avatar and signature and your name is Snarf.

 

Know how I know you're gay? All twins "experiment" with each other.

EDIT: And three people immediately chimed in at the same time to attest to your gayness.

 

That would be /thread

 

Well, well, well... ... ... ...

It would appear young Blaise has become a man.

To challenge me so openly demands a rakish respect I once afforded only to Vash. An 'unknown quantity' as you put it, deserves no less for butting heads with the alpha male of the herd. Bravo, sir, bravo indeed.

However.

To suggest I smoke pole (or any variation thereof) does mean you have to be taken down.

So, Blaise, know how I know you're gay? Because the only pussy you like is Garfield.

Oh, he did not-yes he did-no he didn't. Hmm... why does the internet (DLP, in particular) keep drawing me into these battles?

 

Know how I know you're gay? Anime fantasy is your reality:

 

Curse my beautiful photogenic face.

Know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says “I like it when balls are in my face.” ~Dave, 40 Year Old Virgin.

God bless low-brow comedy.

 

Ha, how droll.

Know how I know you're gay? You had a crush on Ellen Degeneres.

 

Ellen Degeneres is so amazing.

 

You know how I know you're gay? Last night.

 

@pinkboa: You know you're gay?

 

You’re actually gay though, so know how I know you’re heterosexual would be more fitting.

Alright, you’re gay because you wear a pink boa.