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Legion

Discussion in 'Movies, Music and TV shows' started by Boo, Aug 30, 2009.

  1. Boo

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    Legion

    After God loses faith in humanity, the archangel Michael (Paul Bettany) is the only one standing between mankind and the apocalypse. This time using angels as the act of Biblical judgment, God's wrath descends on Earth to exterminate the world's population. In a desperate, last-chance gambit, Michael leads a group of strangers to a small, New Mexico diner to protect a young waitress who may be pregnant with Christ in his second coming.


    Release date(s) January 22, 2010

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  2. Sully

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    The first 50 seconds managed to actually put a chill down my spine.

    And LOL Ninja granny.
     
  3. Koalas

    Koalas First Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I don't think I can put into words how utterly retarded this looks.
     
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    Cruentus Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    So...wait....God is fighting himself? Because Jesus Christ is just another aspect of God, that's where you get God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit.

    Retarded movie is retarded.
     
  5. Mercenary

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    IT looks like someone took the plotline of Dogma. And then decided "lets make a srs movie out of this."

    Im going to say this is going to be a shit movie.
     
  6. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I was just typing that, lol. An angel with a machine gun... riiiight.
     
  7. Krogan

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    Honestly as retarded as it does look Ill probably go see it if for nothing more than the ninja monster grandma and Adrienne Palicki.
     
  8. Philly Homer

    Philly Homer What you call elephant cum I call mouthwash

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    The Prophecy meets Terminator, I will be there on opening day.

    Oh and Charlie is Jess from Supernatural, so Sam Winchester's baby is the Savior.
     
  9. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I loled. Movies like that are extremely funny while you're drunk.

    That looks nothing like terminator, more like another output of Jean-Claude Van Damme combined with elements of various successful movies.

    Taking over other bodies looked way more impressive in Matrix. And "evil" archangel Gabriel looks far better in the body of Tilda Swinton.
     
  10. Dizstance

    Dizstance Second Year

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    Apparently, in the film, God is pissed off at humans, or something, and since Jesus is technically a 'human' or physical embodiment of God then you can somewhat explain that.

    I mean, a suspension of disbelief is needed for most films anyway, and certainly needed for the Bible.
     
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