i suck at title's
oh im suckin at sumery's 2



Addendum:

Well, yeah, erm, ok, it wasn't that original ...
it has been done before

 

That's just bad.

Harry Potter and the STD's

Travel with Harry as he learns just how painful a life with Ghonnarhea can be.

 

Harry Potter and who am I sleeping with tonight?

Harry Potter and the Meat Grinder of Doom

 

Damn dark beat me to throwing my kitchenware into a title.. well here's mine anyway

Harry Potter and the Pizza-slicer of Antigone

Harry Potter and the Running Shoes That Make you Buff like a Strongman

err... kinda lame... I'll stop now.

Edit: Strongman is actually a competition where, from what I understand, huge guys lift kegs of concrete and giant rocks and stuff like that, for those that don't know.

 

Harry Potter and the Yiddish Cup

Voldemort has been defeated... but a new evil is on the rise. Eric Bauman! Using his band of obtuse website-visitors and his evil watermark of doom to spead terror and plagiarism throughout the Internet at Hogwarts.

:::

Harry Potter and the Nine-Month Gestation Period

Watch as the Boy-Who-Lived develops from a combination of a drunken mistake and one of James Potter's retarded sperm cells into the happy smiling baby stage we see for about thirteen seconds in the First Movie, before he becomes the Four-Eyed Little Nosy Bugger you see the rest of the time.

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Yes, I admit I spent a bit more time on the second one.

 

Harry Potter and walking

See Harry Potter, See Harry Potter Walk, See Harry Potter Run! Good Harry Potter!

 

Harry Potter and the Ring of Fire!

Join Harry as he tries to recover from a post drink curry. With all the trials of diarrhoea and the hunt for the Alker Seltzer, will Harry manage to survive with his dignity intact?

 

Harry Potter meets Forrest Gump.

"Run Harry Run, thats what my Jenny always used to say....."

 

The Sadistic and Sodomistic Adventures of Harry Potter

 

Harry Potter and something, I forgot...LOL!

 

Harry Potter and the Arabian Terrorist Who Lived

AU OOTP - When Harry finds that the Potters are actually a family of terrorist shieks from Saudi Arabia, he must live up to his family name and declare Jihad on Lord Voldemort. Watch as he amasses his concubine and sends his classmates on fruitless scuicide missions!


Harry Potter and the Whore of Hogwarts

AU Sixth Year - Harry returns to Hogwarts only to find a new killer on the loose. Killing her victims with fatal STDs, it's up to Harry to save the school from doom. Can he defeat her? Join Harry and his trusty condoms as he plunges through the school to conquer evil.

Harry Potter and the Pedophilic Nurse

AU HBP - Harry's landed himself in the infirmary once more. But when he skips his sleeping draught, he finds himself the sole witness to a terrible act - on himself! Forced to endure the bony, intruding hands of Madam Pomfrey, can he prove her guilt and save his virtue?


Harry Potter and the Headmaster Gone Psycho

AU HBP - Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are accidently locked up in Grimmauld Place with Dumbledore. Forced to wait out the curse until the next 48 hours, the five of them make do. But Dumbledore is running out of lemon drops, and his sanity is slipping. Can Harry and his friends escape the crazed Headmaster and make it out of the house alive?

 

Harry Potter and the IRC room

Harry Potter discovers the joys of the internet when left alone one night at the Dursleys. What happens when a changed Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts? Will Hermione (Or any other girl, for that matter) figure out what he's been up to?

Harry Potter's Wandophobia

Harry Potter develops a sudden fear of wands! What will happen to our hero as he descovers a way to manipulate magic without any help from a wooden stick!

Harry Potter and the WMD

Harry Potter becomes convinced that Voldemort is working with the DoM to create a secret weapon...one that could destroy the wizarding world. See as Harry goes on his search to discover these weapons, and discover himself along the way...

Heh. This is what I got atm. I shall have to think of more...