For the amount of terrible, hilarious smut we read we don't have a catalog of smut by pairing for easy access and cataloging purposed.

I got the idea from the "Naruto Fanfiction List and will organize it like that.

I will add pairings as stories with them are listed.

Please submit them in this format:

Title:
Pairing:
Summary:

 

http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600012891
Sexual Tension at Grimmauld Place - salton
Various combos of HP, GW, RW, HG
^ is the infamous "war folds".


http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600007734
Winds of Change - Madcow
HP - Shitload of people
HP is a full metamorph, and veela. He can grow a second, retractable dick.

Some of the lulziest I've found.

 

Title: The twisted underbelly of the wizarding world.

Paring: A whole shit load.

Summary:Harry's exploration of the twisted and perverted wizarding world D/s, DP, Exhib, F/F, F/M/M, Fet, HJ, Humil, Inc, Language, M/F, M/F/F, Minor, Moresome, N/C, Oral, Preg, SH, Slave, SoloF, Toys, Voy

http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600012825

 

http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600015559
Things Girls Like to Do - Guitar Guru
HP/Lily, H/G
Epicly lulzy fic.

 

Title: Harry potter GTS

Pairing: Harry/Bella/Carrera

Summary:Harry Potter wants the head of Bellatrix Lestrange on a platter and now he has Summoned just the demon for the job! Or so he thinks...

http://www.ficwad.com/story/86259

 

Title: Birthday Present
Pairing: Harry/James
Summary: harry is James birthday present spanking chan incest M/M

Link

 

Title: Keeping it in the Family, Part 2
Pairing: Every possible combination of Ron, Harry, Ginny, Molly and Hermione (except Ron/Harry), as well as Harry/Lily and Harry/OC (more on that in a mo). Oh, and if memory serves, McGonagall joins in at one point.
Summary: Part two of a story of the same name. Read it first, it'll make this make sense. Anal, Bi, F/F, F/M/M, M/F, M/F/F, Minor, Oral, SoloF, SoloM, WIP

This is... weird. Part One was a fairly standard Weasleycest fic, but this one has the most brainhurting incest pairings I've ever seen. Harry has a child with Lily. Then he has a child with his sister-daughter. Then he has sex with his granddaughter-daughter-niece. Pretty damn fucked up, but undeniably lulzy.

 

http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544184788
"Crabb, Goyle and the Giant's One Eyed Snake"
Hagrid/Crabbe/Goyle/Fang (I think)
Summary: Crabb and Goyle are in for a night of one eyed monsters and doggy fun! M/M, M/M/M, Anal, B-M(od), Beast, Oral

http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544184050
"Give It To Us Raw and Wriggling"
Summary: HP/LotR xover in which Dobby and Gollum meet... ^_^ M/M, Xover

Two of the less scary ones... nothing like "The Wizarding World's Whore" which you should all know by now, if you visit at the WtF fics thread at all...

Edit: Sorry if your definition of lulzy is a little different than mine... Mine leans a bit more towards the "WTF thats sick, who would write that shit!"

 

http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/main.php?cat=3

Pretty much everything there, come on don't be lazy or we'll just get a page full of AFF links.

Here's a Naruto fic. Femhaku/Naruto
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3449111/1/A_sad_life_deserves_more

 

Damn. I was going to do that.

 

Title : The Rebellion
Pairing : Malfoy/19 House Elves
Summary : Challenged by ILoveKneazles on AFF forums. Challenge details: a house elf gang bang with Lucius as the victim. Abuse, Anal, BDSM, Beast, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, Humil, Moresome, N/C, Oneshot

Link

 

Lol. I laughed.