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Jul 28, 2018 #2061

EDIT: This stuff too.

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Amphetamine powered.

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Jul 28, 2018 #2063

I don't get it.

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Jul 28, 2018 #2064

DarthBill said: ↑

I don't get it.
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https://reason.com/blog/2018/07/19/santa-barbara-bans-plastic-straws-proscr

Lo, I reverse the arc.
The arrow pulls back from your death,
nocked once more in a taut string
which men call hate.

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You know you're something when you can line up Arthellion, DR, and Vlad [RIP] on the same side ~ Nazgus

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Scene: a fairly average cemetery, basking in the last rays of the mid-autumn sun, 70 F and not a cloud in the sky. A man, nondescript, wearing sunglasses that were popular several summers ago, but were more likely picked up after that fact, opens a gate that has seen better days. Miraculously, no metal whine occurs as he does so. All the same, he leaves it open, though whether it is out of fear of the grating sound or out of negligence is unclear.

He moves with less purpose than usually seen. It is as if he is looking for someone, but, being unfamiliar with this particular cemetery, he is momentarily lost. Yet soon, he finds a trail, and picks up the pace, moving with purpose to end up in front of one of the most recent graves. He takes in the sight: flowers, lack of tombstone - it is too recent a passing - and the wooden plate with engraving that serves as it for now. He lowers his head, offering a silent prayer, or perhaps thoughts, before leaving something of his own.

It is an engraved piece of wood, similar to the tombstone, but smaller, and far more intricate. Eagle-eyed viewers easily make out the sloth hidden behind, but the circle and large stripe across make no sense to people not in the know. As it should be. After that, the man leaves. Yet, those closeby might hear a whisper on the wind. "Finally, Arthellion is banned."

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Jul 31, 2018 #2066

A remarkable observation about peer review. I was reading the book Academia Obscura when I came across this little gem which made me laugh out loud.

Blorcyn said:

I don’t meant to say he’s a poof or mawkish.
He’s just really really nice.
And his butthole is like a glove.
Where I thought it would be a draughty wind tunnel.
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Uncle Iroh said:

While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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Fanfictonlist | MAL | VNDB

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My stories:
Recall Initiative, an Overwatch fanfic
Taint, a Worm fanfic
Clear Skies Above, a Pokemon OC fanfic
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Aug 1, 2018 #2071

EDIT: Eh.

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Aug 3, 2018 #2072

I also enjoy the title of the next bit as I've seen this knocking about the internet for years. Trump it appears has always garners the same reaction.

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You know you're something when you can line up Arthellion, DR, and Vlad [RIP] on the same side ~ Nazgus

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Scene: a fairly average cemetery, basking in the last rays of the mid-autumn sun, 70 F and not a cloud in the sky. A man, nondescript, wearing sunglasses that were popular several summers ago, but were more likely picked up after that fact, opens a gate that has seen better days. Miraculously, no metal whine occurs as he does so. All the same, he leaves it open, though whether it is out of fear of the grating sound or out of negligence is unclear.

He moves with less purpose than usually seen. It is as if he is looking for someone, but, being unfamiliar with this particular cemetery, he is momentarily lost. Yet soon, he finds a trail, and picks up the pace, moving with purpose to end up in front of one of the most recent graves. He takes in the sight: flowers, lack of tombstone - it is too recent a passing - and the wooden plate with engraving that serves as it for now. He lowers his head, offering a silent prayer, or perhaps thoughts, before leaving something of his own.

It is an engraved piece of wood, similar to the tombstone, but smaller, and far more intricate. Eagle-eyed viewers easily make out the sloth hidden behind, but the circle and large stripe across make no sense to people not in the know. As it should be. After that, the man leaves. Yet, those closeby might hear a whisper on the wind. "Finally, Arthellion is banned."

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EDIT: A smidgen more perhaps.

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Uncle Iroh said:

While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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That is both savage and beautiful.

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Amphetamine powered.

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Pineapple does go on pizza.
Pikachu used Rare Candy. It was super addictive!

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