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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Jon, Jan 23, 2017.

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  1. Myduraz

    Myduraz Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Oct 13, 2018 #2361
    We actually have a law against carrying knives in public as well - we were smart enough to write in a provision for knives used or carried to and from 'legitimate' purposes though.
     
  2. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Oct 13, 2018 #2362
    I imagine the Court's argument was that he should have had it in a toolbox which considering the amount of knife crime in the U.K isn't all that unreasonable.
     
  3. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    Oct 13, 2018 #2363
    You can carry a damn machete in the U.K if it has a legitimate purpose. However having a knife for work is only legit if you are carrying too/from/during work. You can't just have it all the time even if it has a legit purpose. Also he is a dumbass, had he been carrying a normal Stanley knife not a lock knife it would have been fine, they work exactly the same way.
     
  4. Chengar Qordath

    Chengar Qordath The Final Pony ~ Prestige ~

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    The article didn't say one way or the other whether he was carrying it to/from/during work. I mean, one could assume that he wouldn't have been fined if he was, but...
     
  5. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    Oct 13, 2018 #2365
    It says he was fined for carrying a knife that he uses for work. If he was using it at work or going too or from work he would not have been fined because he would not have been breaking the law. The knife was returned because it had a legitimate purpose. He was fined because he did not have a legitimate reason for carrying it when he was stopped.

    It only sounds ridiculous if you don't actually read it properly.
     
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  6. Red Aviary

    Red Aviary Hogdorinclawpuff ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Oct 13, 2018 #2366
    No, it still sounds ridiculous.
     
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  7. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    Oct 13, 2018 #2367
    Who gives a shit why he was carrying it around? Should you be fined for carrying a water bottle without a legitimate purpose because dipshits like to use them to spray acid on peoples faces?

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  8. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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  9. Zenzao

    Zenzao Unspeakable –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Oct 14, 2018 #2369
    EDIT: Eh, it was more funny on imgur. Let's try this instead.

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  10. The Arid Legion

    The Arid Legion Professor

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    Oct 14, 2018 #2370
    Stop giving them ideas.
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  11. Silirt

    Silirt Chief Warlock DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    Oct 14, 2018 #2371
    It's too late for that, friend.
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  12. Psychotic Cat

    Psychotic Cat Chief Warlock

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    Oct 14, 2018 #2372
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  13. Zenzao

    Zenzao Unspeakable –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Oct 14, 2018 #2373
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  14. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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  15. Gengar

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    A bit low hanging fruit, meh

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  16. Solfege

    Solfege Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Oct 16, 2018 #2376
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  17. Gengar

    Gengar Degenerate Shrimp –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I'm suddenly feeling profoundly patriotic.
     
  18. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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  19. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    You're just daring Silicon Valley at this point.
     
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  20. Zenzao

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    Oct 17, 2018 #2380
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