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Make Pictures Funny Again

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Jon, Jan 23, 2017.

  1. momo

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    I don't understand the joke here.
     
  2. Microwave

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    A "magic bullet" is a blender brand and you can figure out the rest.
     
  3. momo

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    Ah, okay. Thanks man.
     
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    It’s also a vibrator. I’ve always thought that blender had a very unfortunate name.
     
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    '

    Jesus, that's an old reference.
     
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    That coffee has too much cream in it. Real Americans like it BLACK
     
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    Haven't there been a few problems over the years with just how much the Americans don't like it black?
     
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    Supermacs is pretty awesome to be fair.
     
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    At long last, a potato war that Ireland won.

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    See the latest Will Young / Jeremy Clarkson outrage.

    (The Grand Tour made some jokes in a recent special about the Jeep being associated with the LGBT community, including the above sandwich allusion, Will Young, who is a homosexual singer, sent some tweets decrying both TGT & Amazon, Clarkson answered in his newspaper column that he couldn’t possibly be homophobic, as he “very much [enjoys] watching lesbians on the internet” – which is a version of a joke he made on Top Gear roughly ten years ago. It was rather amusing to watch, especially since the ridiculous notion that Clarkson and his co-hosts are somehow racist, homophobic far-right enablers is once again doing the rounds across the interwebs.)


    Also, this. Because funny pictures.

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    The seemingly universal hate the Patriots get has made me a Patriots fan, and I hate the NFL [emoji38]
     
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    See, I don't actually hate the Patriots. Sure, Bellichek and Brady may push the rules, but so does every other team. What I do hate, are Boston fans. They have the most aggravating fan base I've ever encountered. They heckle forever and ever and ever and never shut the fuck up. So when I root against the Patriots, it's mainly so I don't have to hear their damn fans again.

    *I may or may not have spent the past 15 years working with Boston fans. They are a nationwide plague.
     
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