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Make Pictures Funny Again

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Jon, Jan 23, 2017.

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    I think it is more to do with the unexpected predator in both comics. The first time it makes sense for the orca to get the kill, though it defied the seemingly happy ending in the previous panel. The second time around, even with the same setup of 'almost happy ending for the cute prey', it is still the orca that gets the kill even though the environment makes no sense for it.

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    For the record, I can interpret bad jokes, it just makes no sense that skrillex haircut likes cats but not orcas, and I'm betting that skrillex haircut cat lady wrote this comic. Since I posted in this thread, here's another stupid meme.
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